text, late at night ( @thehammer )

[armcollector]

extremely scientific poll for everyone: what animal do you relate to/think you embody the most and why? it can be exactly as deep or exactly as stupid as you want it to be.

extra poll for people who know me (hi, i'm magnus): am i more of a dog (best boy) or a bear (strong boy)

these are serious questions and they're extremely important to the future, choose wisely

Comments

[tevinteraltus]

And yet are capable of killing you while you sleep. Thoroughly adorable.
And rather apt.

[ He might actually mean that. ]

And yes, I am, and always perfectly coordinated.

Splendid.

[ That's all he needs is the guy he still has feelings for to start hanging out with the guy he never told about him. ]

Magnus, their entire country smells of dog. Cold and dog. That is Ferelden.

[armcollector]

not all of them!!!
some of them are pets who love their humans very much
which is also? just like dogs. dogs who can kill people also exist. QED.

dogs have a variety of smells. some are pleasant. have you ever smelled a freshly slept dog?

[tevinteraltus]

You're ruining their image. While that may be widely accepted, no one need speak on it.

[ And if we're still following the same analogy of my resembling a snake... ]

...I have not. I wager it's an acquired taste, and one for which I am not in the market.

[armcollector]

i speak the hard truths!!! snakes are limbless puppies!!!

it smells like some kind of arcane cheesy chip. like a forbidden snack. anyway its possible to bathe your dog so they dont smell bad
although they'll smell bad for a hot second because wet dogs have that certain something to them

[tevinteraltus]

That's borderline offensive, you know.

[But considering he's still talking to Magnus, he's probably kidding.]

...that makes quite literally no sense, Magnus.