002 # text # un: skyenet

[evite]

[ do you know what happens when it's late and raining too hard for a girl to go down to the garage to work on her own personal episode of pimp my ride? late night text posts happen. this time, it's a shit post. sorry, not sorry. ]

riverview, we need to have a talk.

[ it's very serious. ]

att: are you fucking kidding me.jpg
if i could give this zero stars, i would.

Comments

[shoplifter]

It would be a shame. It is too bad you have said not to.

[She's heading over there right now. She's putting her shades on and is heading out the door in the dead of night to some random ass coffee shop.]

[evite]

a total tragedy
i can't imagine anyone would reward the person who did such a horrible thing with candy or anything

[ candy from strangers in vans? check. ]

[shoplifter]

It would be a strange reward. Candy is not currency.






Usually.

I would always like getting paid in candy, however.

[evite]

if weirdos who give kids candy for committing acts of random vandalism read this, they'll probably want to know what kind of candy
it'd suck to leave them hanging, don't you think?

[shoplifter]

I think those kind of children like most candy, but they would definitely like to know.

I personally enjoy bubblegum tape. Have you tried it?

[evite]

you mean have i put six feet of ultra sugary pink gum ribbon in my mouth at once?
hell yeah, i have

[shoplifter]

That seems like a choking hazard.

But a very worthwhile risk.

[laura, skye, no]

[evite]

if you're not almost choking on it, does it really count?

[ that could definitely... mean something else... ]

[shoplifter]

[You're lucky I'm 12 and can't call you out on your Freud shit, Skye.]

You can also use the wad of gum to stick things in hiding places.
Like under a chair or bed.

[evite]

can't you also just bury shit you want to hide?
it's not like the moon is lacking for easily lifted dirt

[ #orphanproblems ]

[shoplifter]

I don't see why not. It would just harder to explain why I am leaving the apartments with a shovel.

[She might as well have added a ':3c' at the end of that.]