video; un: SPEED (i'm two quarters and a heart down)

[expeditiousness]

['sup quarantine, today y'all get +1 very bored teen speedster sighing and rolling his eyes in a highly dramatic fashion, phone balanced on his knee to film as he's lounging on the couch in his apartment.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here who feels like puking over this holiday thing. It's like Valentine's Day on steroids! Ugh! [he shudders to highlight his disgust.] I mean, why do we need a whole big thing for romaaaantic loooove anyway? And soulmates? Psh! I mean, if that's your thing, go for it, but those of us who're a little more sane oughta stick together, right? Maybe have our own anti-holiday or something. Who's with me?

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video, un: LOKIOFASGARD

[ikols]

Some poor sap out there just discovered you're the worst soulmate in history.

[expeditiousness]

[like you're one to talk, loki.]

Joke's on you, nerd - I don't have a soulmate. [shrug!!] Don't want one, either. Just the idea gives me the heebie-jeebies.

[ikols]

[ Joke's on Tommy, his brother has terrible taste. ]

Did you just say heebie-jeebies? Jinkies! Point is, they might have taken a potion and seen their world turn to colour around you during this dire broadcast, only now they feel it would be a burden on you to come out and confess.

[expeditiousness]

[welp tommy wouldn’t argue that.]

If someone’s gonna decide I’m their soulmate when they’re high off some weird potion they took, sounds like I’d wanna steer clear of ‘em anyway.

[ikols]

[ He appreciates Billy so much more for his simple acceptance of "idk magic did it", now. What has Loki taken for granted all this time. ]

They're magic potions and entirely valid. I doubt they do anything but inspire already dormant feelings to come to light, if anything.

[expeditiousness]

Right, and nothing's ever gone wrong with magic.

[tommy rolls his eyes. you've met his twin, right.]