video; un: SPEED (i'm two quarters and a heart down)

[expeditiousness]

['sup quarantine, today y'all get +1 very bored teen speedster sighing and rolling his eyes in a highly dramatic fashion, phone balanced on his knee to film as he's lounging on the couch in his apartment.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here who feels like puking over this holiday thing. It's like Valentine's Day on steroids! Ugh! [he shudders to highlight his disgust.] I mean, why do we need a whole big thing for romaaaantic loooove anyway? And soulmates? Psh! I mean, if that's your thing, go for it, but those of us who're a little more sane oughta stick together, right? Maybe have our own anti-holiday or something. Who's with me?

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[somnioergosum]

I mean, you look eighteen but you're talking about throwing up over a holiday.

[He pauses.]

But it is overkill. Those stupid fucking bubbles.

Anyway, since when does it matter what your brother does? Mine makes it his own personal goal to see how many women he can screw before his girlfriend catches on and dumps him. Doesn't stop me from settling down.

[expeditiousness]

Hey, man, you do you. [tommy throws up his hands in defense.] I’m just saying, even if I already didn’t do feelings, seeing my little bro’s relationship problems would convince me it’s a bad idea. I don’t have to make all of my own mistakes when I can learn from his.