video; un: SPEED (i'm two quarters and a heart down)

[expeditiousness]

['sup quarantine, today y'all get +1 very bored teen speedster sighing and rolling his eyes in a highly dramatic fashion, phone balanced on his knee to film as he's lounging on the couch in his apartment.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here who feels like puking over this holiday thing. It's like Valentine's Day on steroids! Ugh! [he shudders to highlight his disgust.] I mean, why do we need a whole big thing for romaaaantic loooove anyway? And soulmates? Psh! I mean, if that's your thing, go for it, but those of us who're a little more sane oughta stick together, right? Maybe have our own anti-holiday or something. Who's with me?

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[expeditiousness]

Uhh ... [ok, way to put him on the spot. has a pulse?] Really hot, to start with. Good dancer. Good kisser. Able to keep up with me? That’s not too much to ask for.

[wiccant]

( see all of those were realistic requests(ish) until the speed part. nobody keeps up with tommy.


but that does give billy an idea. )

I can work with that.

[expeditiousness]

[tommy squints at the screen, suspicious.]

What exactly are you gonna work with that for?

[wiccant]

I'll set you up.

( he's helping. )

You want someone to hang with through the holiday, right?

[expeditiousness]

What? No - where the hell did you get that from?

[wiccant]

Brotherly senses.

( makes complete sense, do not question him. )

I'll find someone who'd be perfect for you to hang out with.

[expeditiousness]

Dude. I can find my own dates! And hangout buddies too, who do you think I am, some kinda nerd?!

[wiccant]

Yeah.

[expeditiousness]

[... ok, he kinda walked right into that one.]

Yeah, well ... I’m not!

[flawless comeback, thomas.]