video; un: SPEED (i'm two quarters and a heart down)

[expeditiousness]

['sup quarantine, today y'all get +1 very bored teen speedster sighing and rolling his eyes in a highly dramatic fashion, phone balanced on his knee to film as he's lounging on the couch in his apartment.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here who feels like puking over this holiday thing. It's like Valentine's Day on steroids! Ugh! [he shudders to highlight his disgust.] I mean, why do we need a whole big thing for romaaaantic loooove anyway? And soulmates? Psh! I mean, if that's your thing, go for it, but those of us who're a little more sane oughta stick together, right? Maybe have our own anti-holiday or something. Who's with me?

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[wiccant]

That was four years ago for me.

( wow don't give him that look, everything is fine. )

I don't have any problems now.

[expeditiousness]

[biiiig eyeroll]

Sure, Billy. Future you is perfect.

[wiccant]

Okay, not perfect. I have other problems.

( don't be sassy with him, dude. )

But none like that.

[expeditiousness]

[ok but have you met tommy, sass is like his primary language.]

Whatever, dude. [throws up his hands!] It’s your life, you do what you want. My point was that I don’t want my life to look like that.