video; un: SPEED (i'm two quarters and a heart down)

[expeditiousness]

['sup quarantine, today y'all get +1 very bored teen speedster sighing and rolling his eyes in a highly dramatic fashion, phone balanced on his knee to film as he's lounging on the couch in his apartment.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here who feels like puking over this holiday thing. It's like Valentine's Day on steroids! Ugh! [he shudders to highlight his disgust.] I mean, why do we need a whole big thing for romaaaantic loooove anyway? And soulmates? Psh! I mean, if that's your thing, go for it, but those of us who're a little more sane oughta stick together, right? Maybe have our own anti-holiday or something. Who's with me?

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[happiertimes]

Why not forego the celebrations the city planners have attempted to make for us and do something of your own? I'm certain you might be able to find enough people to join you.

[expeditiousness]

[and thus begins thomas shepherd's career in event planning.]

Y'know, that is great idea! How hard can it be to plan a party? [he laughs.] You're brilliant, dude!

[happiertimes]

[And when you tell the story to your friends, please remember Cullen's name.]

It is not exactly the easiest thing if watching one of my acquaintances back home, but she is extremely organized. However, it really depends on what sort of occasion you want to have and who you want to invite.