video; un: SPEED (i'm two quarters and a heart down)

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['sup quarantine, today y'all get +1 very bored teen speedster sighing and rolling his eyes in a highly dramatic fashion, phone balanced on his knee to film as he's lounging on the couch in his apartment.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here who feels like puking over this holiday thing. It's like Valentine's Day on steroids! Ugh! [he shudders to highlight his disgust.] I mean, why do we need a whole big thing for romaaaantic loooove anyway? And soulmates? Psh! I mean, if that's your thing, go for it, but those of us who're a little more sane oughta stick together, right? Maybe have our own anti-holiday or something. Who's with me?

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wtf no!! why would you say that

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Because that often happens on a real adventure.

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i’ve been on plenty of real adventures where no one got hurt or killed so maybe you’re just doing it wrong

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Or maybe everything you've done has been easy.

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dude you don’t even know me

you don’t know what i’m about or what i’ve done

maybe just stfu

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[ boy, people are easy to upset, Ryo's now a little bit amused ]

And you don't know who I am, either.

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don't really care at this point