video; un: SPEED (i'm two quarters and a heart down)

[expeditiousness]

['sup quarantine, today y'all get +1 very bored teen speedster sighing and rolling his eyes in a highly dramatic fashion, phone balanced on his knee to film as he's lounging on the couch in his apartment.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one here who feels like puking over this holiday thing. It's like Valentine's Day on steroids! Ugh! [he shudders to highlight his disgust.] I mean, why do we need a whole big thing for romaaaantic loooove anyway? And soulmates? Psh! I mean, if that's your thing, go for it, but those of us who're a little more sane oughta stick together, right? Maybe have our own anti-holiday or something. Who's with me?

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[expeditiousness]

[it's definitely hard to break out of thought patterns, and she's just a kid, so that's extra hard.]

Well ... I believe in you. So if you think it's hard to believe you're not a weapon, you can let me do the believing for you until you can do it yourself. Deal?

[shoplifter]

... Deal.

Is there something you would like me to believe for you, in return?

[expeditiousness]

Nah, it's cool. I believe in myself plenty.

[shoplifter]

And where did you learn to do that?