Text, un: ambiguity

[interconnectedness]

How does one get a cat to leave them alone?

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audio un:pnwsalex

[11calls]

[Alex sounds exceptionally annoyed. Please don't tell the mass murderer who is an escaped mental patient living in her house and lowkey stalking her to kill any animals, thanks.]

No. They'll be no animal killing, okay?

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[tuer]

It's going to leave disgusting balls of fur all over the house that came out of its mouth. ( a pause. ) And you will have to let it shit in a box. It's going to stink.

[11calls]

We've already been doing that for over a month. I'm fine with it. There's literally no need to kill an animal for just being an animal!

[tuer]

What are you, the WWF? Please.

[11calls]

You don't need to be a member of the WWF to not want to murder domesticated animals in their own homes because they're being bothersome.

[tuer]

Okay, you're twisting my words. I didn't say murder.

[11calls]

You offered to kill a house cat, and to "probably" not hurt it while you did. That counts as murder in my book.

[tuer]

I would say 'euthanise'.

[11calls]

Well, I wouldn't so...

[Alex is just going to shrug.]