Text, un: ambiguity

[interconnectedness]

How does one get a cat to leave them alone?

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audio un:pnwsalex

[11calls]

One doesn't. She's yours now, Simon.

[interconnectedness]

I still object, Alex.

[11calls]

Why? Is she harming you? Are you allergic to her? Is she peeing in your bed?

[interconnectedness]

She won’t leave me alone.

[11calls]

[Alex doesn't say that she knows how that feels, but she almost does.]

But she's just trying to show you that she cares. You're her person now, Simon. You're part of her family. And good families want to protect and take care of one another. So she's probably trying to take care of you.

text; un: j.calhoun

[bardish]

show an interest in them. Act like you want its attention. It's feline reverse psychology!

[interconnectedness]

That seems like it could backfire.

[bardish]

I guess the worst case scenario is you end up with a loving pet... which doesn't sound half bad unless you're allergic to cats??

[interconnectedness]

I’m not allergic. I don’t want a pet, though.

Voice: TheStrandInstitute

[nobasisinfact]

It seems to have decided that it owns you.

[interconnectedness]

How do I change its mind?

[nobasisinfact]

You don't change a cat's mind. They do what they want.

[interconnectedness]

I don’t need two Alexs

[nobasisinfact]

No one does.

[Oh god, no one needs two Alexs. One is more than enough.]

But at least the cat won't cause as much trouble.

un:marsh

[gristle]

Why would you want it to leave you alone?

[interconnectedness]

Because it keeps touching me.

[gristle]

Is it hurting you? Or is it just wanting to be petted?

[Bev has always wanted a cat, Simon but her dad told her no. How dare you not want this cat.]

[interconnectedness]

I don't know but it is irritating.

text • un: v

[tuer]

kill it

[interconnectedness]

I would rather not.

[tuer]

do you want me to do it

[interconnectedness]

That is unnecessary.

[ He might be a mass murderer but the cat wasn’t using babies to try and summon demons and start the apocalypse. ]

audio un:pnwsalex

[11calls]

[Alex sounds exceptionally annoyed. Please don't tell the mass murderer who is an escaped mental patient living in her house and lowkey stalking her to kill any animals, thanks.]

No. They'll be no animal killing, okay?

text; un: b.rocks

[billyrocks]

Get a dog?

I don’t mind cats, but they tend to avoid me if I have Jina around.

[interconnectedness]

That would be a problem if it’s own.