11calls: (sure okay)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-15 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Simon Reese bought low by a cat. Their fandom would have a field day.]

Is this something that's easier to fight? Like is it something worth fighting for, Simon?
11calls: When did I start working for you, exactly?! (Researching)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-16 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you just give it some time to grow on you, okay?
11calls: what does that mean it's this or you're firing me?! (Seriously?!)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-18 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
You cannot equate the two, Simon.
11calls: (23)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-20 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Pets are like small children, Simon. They're small children who don't have reasoning capabilities, so when one decides it likes you, you just go with it. Even I know that.

[A beat.]

And small children or animals caring for you aren't diseases.
11calls: but i can't decide if it's good or a shitty one. (empathy is my superpower)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-21 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[What are you doing, Simon, are you trying to give her a heart attack?]

I don't think that there's something wrong with her for picking you. I mean, I would. Is there something wrong with me?
11calls: (hmm)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And I picked you back so.

[Bet you didn't think of that, Simon. But here you are, her friend. So tough. You're the cat.]
11calls: what does that mean it's this or you're firing me?! (Seriously?!)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-24 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
We both know that's not true, Simon.

[Fucking demons, Simon. Fucking demons.]
11calls: but i can't decide if it's good or a shitty one. (empathy is my superpower)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-25 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Does that mean there's something wrong with me then?
11calls: this is all richard's fault (cat ears)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-26 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I can't deny that's true. But the cat still chose you, so there's that. You can keep trying to run away from it or you can accept it.

But at the risk of proving him right, I definitely am a nuisance.