tuer: (💋 003)

[personal profile] tuer 2018-09-10 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
do you want me to do it
tuer: (🔪 013.)

1/2

[personal profile] tuer 2018-09-10 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
are you sure
i wouldn't hurt it
tuer: (💋 056)

[personal profile] tuer 2018-09-10 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
you are being very picky about this situation in my opinion
either you kill the cat or it continues to annoy you
tuer: (🔪 011.)

[personal profile] tuer 2018-09-11 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
it's your funeral
tuer: (💋 012)

[personal profile] tuer 2018-09-14 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
wait until it scratches and then come back to me :)
11calls: why is it always fucking demons?! (demons)

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[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-11 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Alex sounds exceptionally annoyed. Please don't tell the mass murderer who is an escaped mental patient living in her house and lowkey stalking her to kill any animals, thanks.]

No. They'll be no animal killing, okay?
tuer: (🔪 071.)

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[personal profile] tuer 2018-09-11 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It's going to leave disgusting balls of fur all over the house that came out of its mouth. ( a pause. ) And you will have to let it shit in a box. It's going to stink.
11calls: (sure okay)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-11 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
We've already been doing that for over a month. I'm fine with it. There's literally no need to kill an animal for just being an animal!
tuer: (💋 042)

[personal profile] tuer 2018-09-12 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you, the WWF? Please.
11calls: what does that mean it's this or you're firing me?! (Seriously?!)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-12 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to be a member of the WWF to not want to murder domesticated animals in their own homes because they're being bothersome.
tuer: (💋 056)

[personal profile] tuer 2018-09-13 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, you're twisting my words. I didn't say murder.
11calls: (23)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-13 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You offered to kill a house cat, and to "probably" not hurt it while you did. That counts as murder in my book.
tuer: (💋 that she won't notice you)

[personal profile] tuer 2018-09-14 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I would say 'euthanise'.
11calls: (23)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-15 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I wouldn't so...

[Alex is just going to shrug.]