11calls: why is it always fucking demons?! (demons)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-11 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
But carrots don't love you back.
11calls: (i'm not saying anything)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-12 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[A food Simon likes. Alex's just going to add that to the archive.]

Still comparing apples to oranges. Or cats to carrots, honestly.

[Alex Reagan bad joke activate!]
11calls: yeah this won't come back to bite us in our ass (Wait play that again)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-14 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
She's not going to go away, Simon. In the end, you just have to sort of accept the things that you can't change. You can't change me right? Well, you can't change her either.

So name her Alex too or whatever, but start accepting it.
11calls: When did I start working for you, exactly?! (Researching)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-15 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm glad for that. It'd be really confusing.

But still. This is one of those things you're going to have to accept, Simon. Felis is yours now. And your hers.
11calls: (sure okay)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-15 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Simon Reese bought low by a cat. Their fandom would have a field day.]

Is this something that's easier to fight? Like is it something worth fighting for, Simon?
11calls: When did I start working for you, exactly?! (Researching)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-16 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you just give it some time to grow on you, okay?
11calls: what does that mean it's this or you're firing me?! (Seriously?!)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-18 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
You cannot equate the two, Simon.
11calls: (23)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-20 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Pets are like small children, Simon. They're small children who don't have reasoning capabilities, so when one decides it likes you, you just go with it. Even I know that.

[A beat.]

And small children or animals caring for you aren't diseases.
11calls: but i can't decide if it's good or a shitty one. (empathy is my superpower)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-21 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[What are you doing, Simon, are you trying to give her a heart attack?]

I don't think that there's something wrong with her for picking you. I mean, I would. Is there something wrong with me?
11calls: (hmm)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And I picked you back so.

[Bet you didn't think of that, Simon. But here you are, her friend. So tough. You're the cat.]
11calls: what does that mean it's this or you're firing me?! (Seriously?!)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-24 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
We both know that's not true, Simon.

[Fucking demons, Simon. Fucking demons.]
11calls: but i can't decide if it's good or a shitty one. (empathy is my superpower)

[personal profile] 11calls 2018-09-25 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Does that mean there's something wrong with me then?

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