Text, un: ambiguity

[interconnectedness]

How does one get a cat to leave them alone?

Comments

[gristle]

It's just a cat.

[interconnectedness]

That is true.

[gristle]

So why is it such a big deal?

[interconnectedness]

It just... is.

[ complicated. ]

[gristle]

That sounds dumb. It's a cat.

[interconnectedness]

Do you not want to pet it then?

[gristle]

I don't know you. I'm not going to come to your house over promises for a cat.

[She's not an idiot here, ambiguity person.]

[interconnectedness]

Then don't.

[gristle]

You pet the cat! It's your cat!

[interconnectedness]

It's not mine.

[gristle]

Sure doesn't sound like it.

[interconnectedness]

I do not claim it.