1st Stanza Audio UN:Marsh

[gristle]

[The voice you hear is a teenage girl, and she sounds a little disgusted. Whether or not this post was an accident is up for debate. But she'll respond either way.]

What the fuck kind of place is this? I thought the adults were supposed to care. Sure doesn't look like it.

I need a cigarette.

Comments

[nobasisinfact]

[That was the worst something.]

I find it highly interesting.

[gristle]

[Was it really though?]

Really? Why? When there's cooler things to study.

[nobasisinfact]

[Yes, yes it was.]

I don't find it uncool.

[gristle]

Why not?

[Explain Mr. Weirdo Smarty pants.]

[nobasisinfact]

Because I find them fascinating.

[gristle]

Why?

[nobasisinfact]

Why do you like to smoke?

[gristle]

Why do you care?

[She can play the question game all night Mr. weird.]

[nobasisinfact]

I don't. I'm answering your question.

[gristle]

How is that answering my question?

[nobasisinfact]

If you can't figure it out I'm not telling you.

[gristle]

Aren't you supposed to be a teacher?

[nobasisinfact]

If I gave you the answer I wouldn't be a very good teacher.

[gristle]

And if I don’t have a basis for anything you teach?

[nobasisinfact]

Then you should probably enroll in the local school.

[gristle]

I'm already enrolled in the local school.

[But not actually going so yeah.]

[nobasisinfact]

Are you going?

[gristle]

What kind of question is that?!

[Of course not.]

[nobasisinfact]

Should I take that as a no?

[gristle]

Why do you care?

[nobasisinfact]

I don't, however, I think Stan might.

[gristle]

That’s a low blow.

[nobasisinfact]

I'm simply making an observation.

[gristle]

Why?

[nobasisinfact]

It seems like something Stan would be concerned about.