[He turns red(der), waving his hands.]

The bartender was there! And it was just from those two nice girls! It wasn't anything weird, and — and they were already hammered anyways, so they were totally harmless...! It's not like I took it from a creepy dude twirling a mustache!

[Yeah, this isn't a kid who ever really went to parties or to bars.

... And would have definitely not drank until he was legally able to in New York.

So this is all new concerning territory.]