signifies: (clark ( 030 ))
clark kent / kal-el ([personal profile] signifies) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-03-07 12:21 pm

@cjk [ audio ]

Hello everyone. My name is Clark. I'll try and keep this brief.

Firstly, I've drawn up a blank list and placed one on the bulletin board on each housing floor. If those with medical expertise feel comfortable, they can put their name, residence here, and — if they have one — specialisation, in case of an emergency. We have several residents who aren't from the same point in time, so if you'd like to volunteer to update someone's medical knowledge, please mark your name with an asterisk.

Secondly, ah-- [ a bit of a laugh. ] I'm from Kansas, which some of you might recognise as being host to some pretty bad weather. Now, I'm not going to say I'm paranoid, but-- I like to think ahead. So, I've made up some kits with some of the usual survival paraphernalia back home and distributed them between floors. Feel free to help yourselves if you need them.

[ No one has to use them, but he’d rather everyone knows they're available. ]

Thank you for your time.

( all replies in audio unless otherwise stated )
spellslots: DNT (I can't help that I need it all)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-08 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs, very dramatic, because he would give an arm for someone to not find magic weird.]

Pretty damn normal, since I'm a wizard and all.
starspangled: (pic#8879337)

[personal profile] starspangled 2017-03-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
No, not really.

[steve shakes his head, hating the portal a little bit for separating this man from his ma.]

I've got friends. A couple of them ended up here too.
pundemic: (pic#11105883)

[personal profile] pundemic 2017-03-08 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you already promised to make me some, so... unless you think I need some kind of advanced warning, like, 'it'll blow your fucking socks off, Ellie, so wear two pairs that day' or something?

[He seems kind of down about it. She reaches over to shove at his shoulder playfully. This was exactly why she didn't want to tell him about the Infection.]

C'mon, man, it's not like it's that bad. This way it's like... everything's new! I get to see it all for the first time. That's pretty awesome, right?
spellslots: DNT (would you do anything for me?)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Transmutation is my specialty, bubbale!

[He sees no harm in people knowing this shit, and also: he likes talking about himself.]

Not that I'm limited to that, of course. Big fan of necromancy if I'm being honest, lotta damaging spells, great for fucking up monsters.
dust_of_life: (Uncertain)

[personal profile] dust_of_life 2017-03-08 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard of New York.

Who hasn't heard of New York?

[Maybe someone from the Midwest.]

But...Gotham?
starspangled: (pic#8879329)

[personal profile] starspangled 2017-03-08 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Two - Sam and Wanda. I couldn't ask for better people to go through anything with.

[he doesn't know that bucky's there, not yet. maybe it's for the best. he probably wouldn't be taking much time for conversations otherwise.]

Hey, if you need any help making more of those packs, or just anything at all, I'd be happy to lend a hand.
spellslots: DNT (you can count on me)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-08 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone is able to learn it, at least wizardly shit.

[That's the technical term.]

You wanna be a warlock and you have to make a shitty deal with a powerful creature, and who knows what the fuck is going on with sorcerers.

[He just got an 18 on his Arcana check and this is the helpful information he gives.]
prisonking: (17)

@outis

[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-08 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried clicking your heels yet?
Edited 2017-03-08 01:27 (UTC)
dust_of_life: (Lost)

[personal profile] dust_of_life 2017-03-08 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Different worlds?

You mean parallel dimensions? The stuff of sci-fi?
dust_of_life: (Annoyed)

[personal profile] dust_of_life 2017-03-08 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[She lets out a few choice words in Hindi as it slowly starts to sink in.]

Okay, I'm going to hate this place.

Hang on, I need to write some of this down.
spellslots: DNT (buy a big diamond ring for me)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-08 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so they get their magic from their god if their god isn't an asshole.

[He talks a lot of shit about clerics for someone who's frequently had their ass saved by one.]
starspangled: (pic#8178768)

[personal profile] starspangled 2017-03-08 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Same here. We're bunkmates.
spellslots: DNT (the rise the fall)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-08 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I only got so many spell slots, my man!

[Which is basically like mana, except with some gentle fourth wall breaking.]

Haven't run out yet, though, so let me worry about that.

[And he's always got cantrips, even if they aren't as effective.]
pundemic: (pic#11106001)

[personal profile] pundemic 2017-03-08 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[She starts fussing with them, testing the weight of them with her fingers, checking the sizes printed on the little cardboard labels plastic-wrapped against them. Finally, she points to a blue one.]

That one. Twelve by sixteen, blue's better because water won't evaporate as fast as it will off the black, and it's not as visible as the orange if you need to build a shelter in a hurry. Decent weight, heavy duty grommets.

[She sounds like a tarp salesman. Okay then. But she does slap her hand down against it as if she's claiming alien territory for her very own, so there you go.]

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