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clark kent / kal-el ([personal profile] signifies) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-03-07 12:21 pm

@cjk [ audio ]

Hello everyone. My name is Clark. I'll try and keep this brief.

Firstly, I've drawn up a blank list and placed one on the bulletin board on each housing floor. If those with medical expertise feel comfortable, they can put their name, residence here, and — if they have one — specialisation, in case of an emergency. We have several residents who aren't from the same point in time, so if you'd like to volunteer to update someone's medical knowledge, please mark your name with an asterisk.

Secondly, ah-- [ a bit of a laugh. ] I'm from Kansas, which some of you might recognise as being host to some pretty bad weather. Now, I'm not going to say I'm paranoid, but-- I like to think ahead. So, I've made up some kits with some of the usual survival paraphernalia back home and distributed them between floors. Feel free to help yourselves if you need them.

[ No one has to use them, but he’d rather everyone knows they're available. ]

Thank you for your time.

( all replies in audio unless otherwise stated )
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-08 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"CHICAGO MAN, SINGLE: TEN REASONS WHY"

Love it. Make sure you include my high-school graduation photo. The braces and afro are a must.
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-08 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
All the hot details you didn't ask for, Page Six.
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Comic-Sans.

I like to advertise my creative genius.
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Friends? After all that, I thought you were going to ask me to marry you.

I was already writing my vows in Comic-Sans.
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
CHICAGO MAN: Guinness World Record For Fastest Broken Heart?
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
It was a whirlwind romance.
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Story of my life.

I don't know a Metropolis, Kansas.

How's 2013 been treating you? I had high hopes.
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I know NYC.

Maybe the New Yorker's were right all along, and The Big Apple really is the center of the universe.

No one tell them.
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I dabble in architectural engineering from 9-5. Nothing interesting.

You?
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
... You're not really going to put me on the front page, are you?
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly don't know, but I think you're a good person and will make the right choice.
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Is it too soon to have my celebrity meltdown?
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[personal profile] prisonking 2017-03-09 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
BRB shaving my head.

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