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[otherflash]

[ Those viewing the network will be greeted with the sight of a young man with red hair and green eyes wearing a tight-lipped smile on his face. He's really trying to keep it together. He's been taken away from his family and friends again. ]

I'm starting to think I'm the punchline to the worst joke in the universe. Though I have to admit this place is a step up from where I spent my last involuntary vacation.

[ Of course his last vacation consisted of him being stuck in the Speed Force for years with only his own thoughts to keep him company. ]

Since it appears I'm not going anywhere for the foreseeable future, I figured I should introduce myself. My name is Wally. [ Have a wave, people. ] I'm from Earth. Well, an Earth. I would tell you people some more about me, but I'm a pretty boring guy these days.

[ That's not exactly true. But, the purpose behind him addressing the network is to gather any information he can rather than revealing it. ]

So, what's the deal here? I know what the welcoming committee had to say, but you know how they have a habit of making things sound more grandeur than things are. [ Rather, he isn't sure just how truthful they were being. ] There was a lot of weird stuff going on back home and I just want to make sure this isn't connected somehow.

[ He sighs, running a hand through his hair. What is his life. ]

Whatever information I could get would be appreciated. [ He flashes a much more genuine smile. ] Heck, I'd settle for just knowing where the best place to get a drink is.

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[otherflash]

[ Wally smiles broadly. ]

I'll take all the friends I can get and you're one of the best.

[signifies]

[ He's not there. Not yet.

He'll get there. ]

Glad to hear it.

[ Their food arrives. Clark will start eating after Wally. ]

[otherflash]

[ It's going to take Wally a little time to to understand just how different the Clark sitting across from him is compared to the one he knows back home.

However, he wastes little time digging into his food. ]

Mm. This is good. [ He takes a sip of his drink after finishing off a few big bites. ] Do you still do the Super [ hero ] thing around here?

[signifies]

[ He's a fast eater. Clark can make a guess Wally needs more than the average human. ]

I do. A little less than home; there are a lot of other superheroes here from some other universes.

[ So Superman is something Clark can adjust to, instead of being in the deep end. ]