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[otherflash]

[ Those viewing the network will be greeted with the sight of a young man with red hair and green eyes wearing a tight-lipped smile on his face. He's really trying to keep it together. He's been taken away from his family and friends again. ]

I'm starting to think I'm the punchline to the worst joke in the universe. Though I have to admit this place is a step up from where I spent my last involuntary vacation.

[ Of course his last vacation consisted of him being stuck in the Speed Force for years with only his own thoughts to keep him company. ]

Since it appears I'm not going anywhere for the foreseeable future, I figured I should introduce myself. My name is Wally. [ Have a wave, people. ] I'm from Earth. Well, an Earth. I would tell you people some more about me, but I'm a pretty boring guy these days.

[ That's not exactly true. But, the purpose behind him addressing the network is to gather any information he can rather than revealing it. ]

So, what's the deal here? I know what the welcoming committee had to say, but you know how they have a habit of making things sound more grandeur than things are. [ Rather, he isn't sure just how truthful they were being. ] There was a lot of weird stuff going on back home and I just want to make sure this isn't connected somehow.

[ He sighs, running a hand through his hair. What is his life. ]

Whatever information I could get would be appreciated. [ He flashes a much more genuine smile. ] Heck, I'd settle for just knowing where the best place to get a drink is.

Comments

[ikols]

The magical healing spring, although I'm not sure I'm supposed to bring it up.

[ So he did, of course. It's also not the most interesting thing Loki has found; the river of precious ore he shared with Tony makes the grade, but that doesn't need advertising. He likes keeping the profit for himself. ]

Living, I'd have to say the behemoth. He was cool.

[otherflash]

[ Such a rebel, Loki. ]

A behemoth, huh? I don't suppose the name is ironic.

[ He's imagining some Godzilla-type creature with a name like that. ]

Why aren't you supposed to mention the healing spring?

[ikols]

About the size of a blue whale. His actual name is Liam.

[ He won't take responsibility for that. ]

And I'm not supposed to mention the spring because people will try and go there, obviously. It's in the middle of nowhere.

[otherflash]

[ Wally arches an eyebrow at the behemoth's name but chooses not to ask who gets credit for it. ]

But you know where the healing spring is, right? Couldn't you just take someone there if they really needed it?

[ It's what he would do since he's one of those hero types. ]

[ikols]

I mean, if they wanted to pay for the convenience, sure.

[ He's not a ferry service. ]