text | un: d.wayne

[bestrobin]

Has anyone seen a big creature with red fur, yellow eyes, a thick tail, and large dragon-like wings?

It would make loud, shrieking noises, respond to sonic waves and vibrations, and it would possibly hide in mountainous areas or caves.

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text | un: p.hale

[deceitful]

Was it a friend of yours?

[bestrobin]

Yes. His name is Goliath.

[deceitful]

Goliath. Well, with a name and a description like that, I'm sure as soon as someone spots him, you'll hear about it.

[bestrobin]

That's the intent.

[deceitful]

Would you recommend approaching him, or getting the hell away from him?

[bestrobin]

That depends.

Do you want to be licked by a giant Dragon Bat or forced to play fetch with logs the size of the average adult male?

[deceitful]

I'll pass on the tongue bath. Fetch, on the other hand— well, who knows? Seems like anything can and will happen around here.

I'll let you know if I see him.

[bestrobin]

He doesn't ask.

I'll keep that in mind.