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[dothelokimotion]

[ The best way to deal with crippling revelations is to make inane posts. Well. Maybe not so inane since he is genuinely lost. ]

What is the different between a boyfriend and a boy friend? Are there various levels of friendship that are distinguished by sex? The online literature on this subject is perplexing in nature. How does one earn these titles?

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[dothelokimotion]

I plan to. In fact, I believe that's how enjoyment works.

Why are you so bothered? I'm hardly your concern unless it is a concern for the damage I could cause.

[ikols]

You'll notice how the Starks don't go around asking people what a plug socket is.

[dothelokimotion]

[ So this is about reputation. ]

They might benefit from time to time if they did.

Besides, I hardly care for my reputation in Midgardian culture and romantic entanglements. Humans are far more creative in that area than I.

[ikols]

You sound like an idiot by Asgardian standards too.

[dothelokimotion]

[ This is an odd benefit that Loki has not predicted. Which is worrying because he does not know what to make of it either. ]

Even better.

[ikols]

[ You are worse than the Boy. ]

You sound like FANDRAL.

[dothelokimotion]

Oh my. You have truly wounded me. How will I ever recover.

[ikols]

Probably from the oodles of torrid sex this broadcast will serve to your doorstep as moronic men 'teach' you a new word.
That's sad, Loki.

[dothelokimotion]

What makes you think there are so many men at my door? Surely even the meagre mental intelligence mortals possess would know better. My username is right there, after all.

[ikols]

Because you sound like an AIRHEAD. It's en par with Fandral's finesse when ingratiating himself into a culture.

[dothelokimotion]

[ A long pause. Because this sounds like . . . concern??? ]

I highly doubt there are a group of people that eager to take advantage of the fact I do not know the difference between a boyfriend and a BFF.

[ikols]

VICTOR VON DOOM IS HERE AND HELLO VICTOR YOU'RE PROBABLY READING THIS AS YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS BRAND SPANKING NEW ME TO YOUR ADVANTAGE
WELL SORRY VIC I DON'T THINK YOU'RE MY TYPE IN ANY WORLD

[dothelokimotion]

[ Uh. ]

No one is taking advantage of me. No one would.

[ikols]

You know nothing, Loki Snow.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki bristles, despite not knowing that reference. Anything that links to his nature sets him off. ]

What am I supposed to know then?!

[ikols]

No, go and AMUSE yourself. BYE!!!

[ yOU MADE THIS MESS, YOU SOAK IT UP. ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ FINE I WILL!!! ]