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[dothelokimotion]

[ The best way to deal with crippling revelations is to make inane posts. Well. Maybe not so inane since he is genuinely lost. ]

What is the different between a boyfriend and a boy friend? Are there various levels of friendship that are distinguished by sex? The online literature on this subject is perplexing in nature. How does one earn these titles?

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[aeturnus]

Don't see a lot of innovation, huh?

[ It's kind of his way of hinting that, as a resident Old, Old Asshole, he's had very little trouble keeping up with the world's advances. Maybe it is because he's human, but who knows!! ]

[dothelokimotion]

We are far more advanced than all the nine realms.

[aeturnus]

So eventually your people called it quits.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Why was this language so confusing?? ]

We did not call it that. Or quit.

[aeturnus]

[ Even native speakers wonder that, Loki. You're not alone. ]

Are your people still making innovative discoveries or is it just enough to stay ahead of everyone else?

[dothelokimotion]

Consider your people hailed us as gods and we're still capable of great feats, I would say it is enough.

[aeturnus]

Yes and no. Boyfriend and boy friend might be confusing but at least we identify and when we make notable relationships.

[ He's calling y'all emotionally stunted. Try and deny. ]

[dothelokimotion]

Have you made notable ones?

[aeturnus]

Lots, actually. There's a whole plethora of them.

[dothelokimotion]

Even if they all met the same end?

[aeturnus]

That's what makes it more important. Knowing what you feel for someone means you can make the most of the time you have.

[dothelokimotion]

Forgive me if I'm not that inclined to be masochistic.

[aeturnus]

There's a saying. You might not believe it but I've found it pretty true: "Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all."

[dothelokimotion]

Then they have not lost enough.

[aeturnus]

When you only have so much time to gain as much as you can, losing anything is pretty devastating. There's hardly any time to rebuild.

[dothelokimotion]

Or there is too much time.

[aeturnus]

You're not wrong. Looking at it the right way, you might end up thankful for all the chances you get. Each one unique and precious and other Hallmark card phrases.

[dothelokimotion]

Hallmark?

[aeturnus]

Company known for making greeting cards with sappy little sayings in them. It's a small show of support sort of thing, usually if you can't make it to an event yourself.

[dothelokimotion]

Your people need help.

[aeturnus]

[ Legitimate laughter on the other side of the line, even if Loki can't hear it. ]

Yes, we really and seriously do. Of all the things we have problems with, this one is pretty tame.

[dothelokimotion]

I suppose it is. The card is rather garish but useful.

[aeturnus]

It's a safe business to be in, that's for sure.

[dothelokimotion]

Nothing is that safe.

[aeturnus]

Well, humans mess up a whole lot and tend to skimp out on talking about it. So cards are a pretty normal go-to.

Then you get the ones who care enough about each other to actually sit down and talk it out. Takes all sorts.