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[dothelokimotion]

[ The best way to deal with crippling revelations is to make inane posts. Well. Maybe not so inane since he is genuinely lost. ]

What is the different between a boyfriend and a boy friend? Are there various levels of friendship that are distinguished by sex? The online literature on this subject is perplexing in nature. How does one earn these titles?

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[metalmenace]

There are multiple levels depending on amount and type of attraction. It can be sexual or purely platonic no matter what point you're at.

The best way to put it is that a boy friend is your ally through thick and thin and a boyfriend is someone you'd want to be a better person for.

[dothelokimotion]

That seems like far too much effort for a title like boyfriend.

[metalmenace]

You'd be surprised at how it's really not.

[dothelokimotion]

How so?

[metalmenace]

When you get to that point with someone, it's not something you think about doing so much as you just do it.

Instead of wanting to take over the world, they become your world and you will want nothing more than to do what makes them happy.

[dothelokimotion]

I'm hardly in any rush to repeat Thor's mistakes.

Also the world offers more security than a person.

[metalmenace]

That's a relief because I have dealt with your brother in the past and found him quite...lacking.

As someone who has successfully conquered the world, I can say that it doesn't satisfy as much as being around someone you care deeply about.

[dothelokimotion]

[ . . . Loki takes a while to reply because no one finds Thor lacking. He's Thor. ]

Satisfaction is not in my nature.

@LOKIOFASGARD

[ikols]

[ This smells like revenge for Loki calling Victor out earlier and he sees you. ]

DON'T FEED HIM SUCH BROAD DEFINITIONS!!!

@sg.rogers

[livingsymbol]

I like that definition.

[ikols]

Quiet.

[livingsymbol]

I'm not making any sounds.

[ikols]

I will ensure that the next time you touch a shield, all your fingers stick to it.

[livingsymbol]

Not touching much of that these days.

What's wrong with wanting to improve? I think that's a good feeling to have.

[ikols]

Oh, fine, fall deeper into the net.

[dothelokimotion]

Why are you like this.

[ikols]

I'M HELPING.

[dothelokimotion]

Well you can stop any time!

[ikols]

I AM GOING TO HELP YOU UNTIL YOU ACCEPT IT.

[ private ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ It seems he has hit a breaking point because Loki switches to video, wild-eyed and frustrated. ]

Tell me why.

If this is a trick — [ Abruptly he cuts himself off. ]

[metalmenace]

[You bet your tiny Asgardian ass this is revenge.]

Is there a problem, Loki? I thought my definition was quite helpful.

[ikols]

Stop messing with him.

[metalmenace]

If I truly wanted to mess with him, this would not be how I'd go about it. I am merely answering his questions in the only way I know how.

[ikols]

NONE of what you just wrote is reassuring.

[metalmenace]

Are you really worried I will do something to him? Would you feel better if I gave my word I won't take advantage of the situation?