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[dothelokimotion]

[ The best way to deal with crippling revelations is to make inane posts. Well. Maybe not so inane since he is genuinely lost. ]

What is the different between a boyfriend and a boy friend? Are there various levels of friendship that are distinguished by sex? The online literature on this subject is perplexing in nature. How does one earn these titles?

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[bestrobin]

​Some of their customs are strange, even for me.

[dothelokimotion]

Well. You are still young.

[bestrobin]

Compared to you, most things are.

[dothelokimotion]

True. But you are certainly one of the younger mortals I've seen reside here.

[bestrobin]

​I only know of two who are younger.

[dothelokimotion]

I have not met them. I have not met children in many centuries.

[bestrobin]

You aren't missing anything.

[dothelokimotion]

No, I did not think so. As it is, I struggle with these . . . teenagers, as mortals call them.

[bestrobin]

Some adults aren't much better either.

( Basically, most people suck. An Autobiography by Damian Wayne. )

[dothelokimotion]

Nor would I claim otherwise. I was mostly speaking from my experience.

[bestrobin]

​​So was I.

[dothelokimotion]

Oh? And what experiences can you speak of?

[bestrobin]

I had an army of assassins at my disposal.

I'm well aware of how difficult adults can be.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Well now. ]

An inherited army, I imagine.

[bestrobin]

I was heir to an organization known as the League of Assassins.

[dothelokimotion]

Fascinating. How does such a league operate?

[bestrobin]

Carefully and under the instruction of a mad man.

[dothelokimotion]

And what makes him so mad?

[bestrobin]

It's a long list.

( Including but not limited to his disregard for his family and attempt to possess the body of a ten year old boy. )

[dothelokimotion]

I am sure you can condense it to a few key points.

[bestrobin]

He tried to take over the body of a his ten year old boy.

He gifts children dead animals as a way of summoning them.

He raised a tyrant who doesn't understand consent or emotion.

( Just to name a few things. )

[dothelokimotion]

A succinct list.

Strange how mad men have so much power.

[ Loki you hypocrite. ]

[bestrobin]

Historians would argue power is what drove them mad.

[dothelokimotion]

I imagine you know better.