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[bestrobin]

Are any of you capable of flying or jumping at least four stories high?

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[fingerstripes]

Should I be worried?

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[bestrobin]

You're going to worry whether I say yes or no.

[fingerstripes]

Actually I'm pretty sure the right answer in Teenager is "grabbing a milkshake, don't check the police blotter."

[ Someone needs to teach this kid how to adolescent and clearly it's going to have to be him. ]

[bestrobin]

​If I was going to do something to get arrested, I wouldn't broadcast it to you.

( He's fine with that. )

[fingerstripes]

Wasn't really what I asked, but nice dodge, boy wonder.

[ you bet he's stalking those other threads. ]

You know if you're looking to practice your basket catch there's a resident expert next door.

[ also he knows how to fall... safely... what are u doing Damian... ]

[bestrobin]

​I'm making note of other people's abilities.

If you're worried about something in particular, ask Richard.​

( He's preparing to push Superboy off a building. No big deal. )

[fingerstripes]

Is there something in particular you want to tell me?

[ Look he can play this game too. ]

[bestrobin]

​I'm still waiting for you to invite me to the arcade.

( Nice try, Richard. )

[fingerstripes]

I wasn't aware you needed an invitation.

[ He knows it's bad form, bad adulting all around to let it be known that he can be manipulated with such an obvious ploy.

And yet: ]

You scope out the one across from the ice cream shop?

[bestrobin]

I don't know you want my company if you don't ask for it.

( Otherwise, he'll just have to resort to stalking. )

Not yet. Does it have Cheese Vikings?

[fingerstripes]

[ well there's a solid little punch to his heart. ]

There's only way to find out.

You know it doesn't even have to be a one time thing, if you decide it merits a return trip. [ or ten. ]

[bestrobin]

​Are you asking me if we can make it a routine, Richard?

( You can say it, it's okay. )

[fingerstripes]

I'd really like us to spend more time together. If you'd care to take on a new student of the art.

[bestrobin]

Are you asking me to teach you how to play arcade games or how to draw?

[fingerstripes]

Do I actually get to ask for both?

[ One of these days the kid's ability to surprise him will surprise him a little less. ]

I didn't know you were an artist, Damian.

[bestrobin]

​Yes.

( Don't count on it, Richard. )

I'm a lot of things, Richard.​