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[bestrobin]

Are any of you capable of flying or jumping at least four stories high?

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[bestrobin]

​Stop calling me kid.

I never said anything about using my hands.​

[willinglychanged]

Sorry man, force of habit. I don't spend a lot of time with anyone under the age of eighteen.
Well... if you really wanna crack open my skull just to watch it heal again you've gotta start being a little nicer and more respectful then maybe I'll think about it.

[bestrobin]

You can use my name.

You would just let someone crack your skull because they're nice and respectful for you?

( You're an idiot. )

[willinglychanged]

Sorry, DAMIAN.

Well first thing I was trying to be nice!
Second thing I literally break hundreds of bones every time I shift so uh... kinda used to it.

[bestrobin]

I'm liking you less and less, furball.

That's more being stupid, not nice.

That doesn't mean you should let someone break your skull.

[willinglychanged]

Least that means you liked me some kinda way to begin with!

Well you wanted to do it and I prefer to let you do it with me knowing about it rather than you just trying to crack me over the head with a crowbar when I'm on my way to work.

[bestrobin]

​I never said that.

​If I was going to break your skull, I'd use something much more subtle than a crowbar.

[willinglychanged]

I mean all this talk of my skull as a potential pinata sure isn't making a guy feel safe.

[bestrobin]

​Good.

Don't worry. If I ever come for you, you'll never see it coming.

[willinglychanged]

Good thing I'm a werewolf and not a hawk then, right?
I don't look for people when I can smell them. [And Damian smells.]

[bestrobin]

We'll have to test that.

( He's sure he does to a werewolf. Finding a way around that will be a good challenge. )

[willinglychanged]

Sure thing, you just let me know an' I'll be there. [To him this was all a game, he had absolutely no idea just how murderous Damian could actually be.]

[bestrobin]

​If I warn you, it wouldn't be a proper test.​

[willinglychanged]

Okay whatever fine I'll just wait and see what happens.

[bestrobin]

Don't let your guard down. You'll regret it.

[willinglychanged]

Okay high alert all the time.
I get it.

[bestrobin]

​Good.

( And that's all he has to say on the matter. You better watch your back, Andrew. )

[willinglychanged]

See you around, Damian. xoxox [Drew 'never takes anything seriously' Warner]