spellslots: DNT (I know I've got a big ego)
Taako ([personal profile] spellslots) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-07-16 01:00 am

video; @fromTV

[Oh hey, it's Taako, wearing Taako clothes and a pointy hat. Obviously it's Taako.]

I, the great Taako Taaco desire to learn new and exciting languages because I have a need to show everyone how smart I am behind this undeniably gorgeous face. You should teach me all your strange languages, as nothing is beyond my immensely powerful abilities.

[He's grinning, faux fanning himself like he's just too hot for this feed.]

Since I have all of your undivided attention, you must know that all my stunning good looks and amazing magical powers all come from the fact that I have a really small dick.

[And oh hey, it’s Taako again, except this time it’s just his voice off-screen:]

Hey dingus, have you seen my pho... ne..?

[It’s a very telltale trailing off, the way someone who has caught their shitty sister in the act of Pretending To Be Them™ in front of the entire fucking network.]

Gimme it, now.

[There’s a surprised shout and then a lot of cackling as the phone is pulled up and Taako #1 is running off to the other side of the room to get as far away from Taako #2 as possible.]

OH NO, AN IMPOSTOR! Save me! I’m too beautiful and sexy to die!

[Luckily, at least one member of this family remembers they’re a wizard, and the phone is mysteriously plucked from Taako #1’s hand and returned to the real Taako, who turns the phone to face him so everyone can see how done he is.]

What’s up, chucklefucks, I’d like to introduce you to my complete asshole of a sister who I hate more than anything in this world.

[From behind the phone, now;]

RUDE.

Don’t start shit you can’t finish. [He sticks his tongue out in her general direction, then turns his attention back the camera.] I’m for real about the languages thing, I’m bored and wanna learn new shit, she just jacked my idea before I could come ask. Do not believe her about the dick thing, though, that's fake as hell.

[With the alarming sound of encroaching footsteps, Taako quickly shuts off the feed.]

[ooc: Lup = red, Taako = purple. They're both the worst]
alchemyfreak: (FMA_23_HoS_1)

[personal profile] alchemyfreak 2017-07-16 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Completely. This is the third place I've been dragged into and the other two were consistent on that fact, if nothing else.
umbrastaff: (1)

action

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2017-07-16 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[GROAN.]

You're horrible.
scholiast: <user name=doodledrawsthings site=tumblr.com> (☆ no dogs on the moon)

[personal profile] scholiast 2017-07-16 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, only because nothing needs to be on fire in this moment.
tutee: (clap)

[personal profile] tutee 2017-07-16 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! You sure do. Stealing someone else's phone, even.
tutee: (promise?)

[personal profile] tutee 2017-07-16 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I bet you wouldn't. [ Family is important. Take it from sometime who never knew hers. ]
scholiast: <user name=anonbeadraws site=tumblr.com> (not paid enough)

[personal profile] scholiast 2017-07-16 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
(She's too old for this.)

Yeah, well. Good. I've got my eye on you.
umbrastaff: (4)

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2017-07-16 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I know.... some other spells.
aeturnus: (pic#11384451)

[personal profile] aeturnus 2017-07-16 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounded like it. Whatever you come up with is fine. Just let me know whenever you're ready to start.
umbrastaff: (1)

[personal profile] umbrastaff 2017-07-16 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck yeah, he left it unattended. It's pretty much his fault.
scholiast: <user name=snuffysbox site=tumblr.com> (★ point and click baby)

[personal profile] scholiast 2017-07-16 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it would put my mind at ease.

(Your move.)
scholiast: <user name=purmeka site=tumblr.com> (☆ you're a goofer)

[personal profile] scholiast 2017-07-16 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Any that can be used in such a small space without damaging anything?

Cantrips don't count.

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