video; @doom

[metalmenace]

[The feed opens up on Doom sitting at his desk in his office at Gramarye, looking Very Professional, which is basically second nature to him because that's just the kind of guy he is.]

Good evening, everyone. My name is Victor and it is with great honor that I announce that Gramarye Magic Research is going to putting on its first ever fundraising gala next Saturday. It will be a masquerade with the theme of otherworldly. Everyone in the city is invited and we will provide the masks.

[He pauses for a moment to clear his throat.]

Attendance is mandatory for everyone who is currently employed at Gramarye.

[There's a glint in his eyes when he says that. Like he's completely willing to hunt every single one of his coworkers down and drag them kicking and screaming into nice clothes to go to this.

That look disappears almost as quickly as it appeared.]

We will also be holding a bachelor and bachelorette auction during the event to help raise money for to keep Gramarye running at its current level. If anyone would like to volunteer, please contact me privately and I can sign you up.

If anyone else has any questions or comments, I'd be happy to speak to you about them.

Comments

[metalmenace]

I'm sure you'll survive the disappointment, Jacob.

[aeturnus]

Oh, I will, but here I was actually going to dress up for once.

[ Don't say that in public, you fool! ]

[metalmenace]

I can only imagine how disappointed so many people are by the fact that you will continue to dress as a college student instead of actually dressing up.

[aeturnus]

To be fair, they have no idea what they're missing. Guess they'll have to keep missing it.

[ Shush, Doom. It's an aesthetic choice called being lazy. ]