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Thor Odinson ([personal profile] worldsaway) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-07-17 08:33 pm

un; thunderer | VIDEO

[When Thor switches the camera on, it's momentarily engulfed by his face before he sits himself back. Now that the frame isn't obscured, it's apparent that he's not the only one there. Both Lokis, Angela and Sif sit either side of him, all situated around a booth at some sort of diner.

Thor, naturally, is the first to start talking.]


It has come to light in one way or another that we could be considered Gods. [He's keeping it vague on purpose.] It is true, in a sense, that we are are not unlike higher beings. We are not mortals and we have powers and abilities beyond what many would be considered normal. The myths and the legends, however, are not precisely true.

[He just wanted to clear that up.] As such, we thought it would be prudent to offer our services in times of need. For missions or protections, we can be of use in many situations. You need only ask.

[He says we, but he largely means I.

Angela, for her part, doesn't look as opposed to the idea as she probably could.]


I will add that I will require payment for my services, but that can be negotiated at a later time.

[ She glances around the table at her siblings as if daring them to counter her.

The younger Loki leans into shot, finger raised. ]


Should you require an actual god, we come in that flavour too.
toopolite: (86)

[personal profile] toopolite 2017-07-21 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[She grins.]

When you do, do not allow him to have all the fun.
striketwice: (015)

[personal profile] striketwice 2017-07-21 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
it's also a little broader than i'm used to thinking

i didn't even know there were places other than earth out there
toopolite: (46)

[personal profile] toopolite 2017-07-22 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Let's see whether she thinks him a fool or not.]

And what kind is that?
toopolite: (58)

video: goddessofwar

[personal profile] toopolite 2017-07-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Aye. Those upon Midgard used to worship us.

[Although that was many many years ago.]

As for my arrival, it was through no accord of my own.
sheriffing: commission; please do not use (🌟 199)

[personal profile] sheriffing 2017-07-22 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one offering services, explain yours.

[ she doesn't magically help unless it's an emergency, thanks.
sheriffing: commission; please do not use (🌟 210)

[personal profile] sheriffing 2017-07-22 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[finally, a real answer.]

Hitting things is the universal superpower.
dothelokimotion: (You will never go)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-07-22 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thor is offering services. I am a little more choosy.

[ They all are, no matter how well-intentioned they might seem. Loki isn't in the habit of doing favors. ]

But I suppose I can name a few. I can heal, create objects from objects and spell illusions.
sheriffing: (🌟 1063)

[personal profile] sheriffing 2017-07-22 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
You have magic?

[ it's the combination of abilities that has her asking. in her world, there's a blanket term for that.]
dothelokimotion: (Illegal to consider their existence)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-07-22 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ He rolls his eyes. ]

Yes. I have magic.
sheriffing: commission; please do not use (🌟 244)

[personal profile] sheriffing 2017-07-22 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have any experience with opening portals?

[ so that she can get the hell out of here. then he'll have one less person to be annoyed by, right? it's a good trade.]
dothelokimotion: (We are all invincible to bullets)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-07-22 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ His gaze sharpens slightly. He does not seem irritated with her, however. ]

What you wish to ask, I cannot give. While I can open pathways to other worlds, my magic is restrained in this place. The only portal in and out is the one we came through.
sheriffing: (🌟 5)

[personal profile] sheriffing 2017-07-22 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
What if you had someone to level up with?

[ someone like a savior, for example. it wouldn't be the first time she's done it.]
dothelokimotion: (What more is there to say?)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-07-22 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Pursing his lips, Loki gives it a minute before responding. While having other sources of magic would help, Loki is still stronger than most. Also he can't say how well he would handle foreign magic drawn from unfamiliar sources. ]

Even if I did, I would have to create a portal from sheer magic. I cannot guarantee success.
sheriffing: (🌟 021)

[personal profile] sheriffing 2017-07-22 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Or, we'd have to find a different method opening a portal.

[ supposedly there's one and that's it - but that's not how it works in her world. why would the rules of portal jumping change here when they didn't in the Enchanted Forest or in Neverland?]

This whole idea of one entry and exit point doesn't make any sense. With the right tools, we should be able to open a portal anywhere.
dothelokimotion: (As long as we understand our failure)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-07-22 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is going to make his head hurt, he just knows it. ]

That . . . seems like a terrible idea on multiple levels. Opening portals wherever you like fractures the reality. It lets things bleed through.

And what kind of tools do you even mean?
sheriffing: (🌟 35)

[personal profile] sheriffing 2017-07-22 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
It never caused a bleed where I'm from.

[ unless you count the way the Enchanted Forest was left in ruins after the first curse, and Emma doesn't. it wasn't because of the portal, it was because of Regina taking the entire kingdom with her.]

Magic items.
dothelokimotion: (Words are vibrations)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-07-22 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Give it time.

[ As for magical items, the only ones Loki knew of . . . ]

There are no items with that kind of power here.
sheriffing: (🌟 12)

[personal profile] sheriffing 2017-07-22 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're sure about that?

[ there's never a way out until someone tries it.]
dothelokimotion: (A thing which exists to be not known)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-07-22 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
If something like that existed, I would have at least sensed it.

[ He noticed the chalice's entry early on without much difficulty after all. ]
sheriffing: commission; please do not use (🌟 194)

[personal profile] sheriffing 2017-07-22 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
You sense magical objects?

[ all magical objects, or just a select few?]
dothelokimotion: (Words are vibrations)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2017-07-22 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
If they are powerful enough, yes. I most likely can.
krasnaya_vdova: (Unsure)

un: redwidow; voice

[personal profile] krasnaya_vdova 2017-07-22 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still a little new, so forgive me, but-- Is that Thor? And-- who is everyone else?

[She seems rather curious, if a touch chagrined.]
nostalgiabomb: (066)

[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2017-07-22 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Cool, cool.

[ A pause, then, ]

So, are you a literal goddess of war, or did the screen name just seem like a cool idea?
scholiast: <user name=snuffysbox site=tumblr.com> (★ i dunno about that)

[personal profile] scholiast 2017-07-22 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, alright. I haven't heard of Midgard before. Though I suppose it would be naive for me to assume it resides in the planar system that I'm from, wouldn't it?

(It's still hard to wrap her mind around the concept of that, but she's getting there.)

Sure. Sorry– I don't mean to be so nosy.

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