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Thor Odinson ([personal profile] worldsaway) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-07-17 08:33 pm

un; thunderer | VIDEO

[When Thor switches the camera on, it's momentarily engulfed by his face before he sits himself back. Now that the frame isn't obscured, it's apparent that he's not the only one there. Both Lokis, Angela and Sif sit either side of him, all situated around a booth at some sort of diner.

Thor, naturally, is the first to start talking.]


It has come to light in one way or another that we could be considered Gods. [He's keeping it vague on purpose.] It is true, in a sense, that we are are not unlike higher beings. We are not mortals and we have powers and abilities beyond what many would be considered normal. The myths and the legends, however, are not precisely true.

[He just wanted to clear that up.] As such, we thought it would be prudent to offer our services in times of need. For missions or protections, we can be of use in many situations. You need only ask.

[He says we, but he largely means I.

Angela, for her part, doesn't look as opposed to the idea as she probably could.]


I will add that I will require payment for my services, but that can be negotiated at a later time.

[ She glances around the table at her siblings as if daring them to counter her.

The younger Loki leans into shot, finger raised. ]


Should you require an actual god, we come in that flavour too.
somakemelaugh: (hmm)

video: undertaker

[personal profile] somakemelaugh 2017-07-17 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Normally he would skip over network posts. But this one interests him.]

What sort of gods or almost-gods would stoop to mingle in human affairs, I wonder?
striketwice: (007)

text | un: a.brennan

[personal profile] striketwice 2017-07-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
and which god(s) are you supposedly supposed to be?

[ he won't deny that the big guy looks like he could be a god, at least, but he's also half-expecting an answer that means nothing to him considering all the different universes and pantheons and whatever that are probably stewing around in this city.

mostly, he's just curious. ]
bluechampion: (I'm listening I swear munchmunch)

video; @Link

[personal profile] bluechampion 2017-07-17 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Link's giving you a suspicious look.]

If you're really Gods, then couldn't you help everyone by working on that portal so we can go back to our worlds? What are you doing here?
hevenly: (searching)

video; @angela

[personal profile] hevenly 2017-07-17 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Angela responds to this one personally, though no one has ever called her a god. ]

We are subject to the portal's whims, same as anyone. Believe me, if we had a way back, I would not be here.
wingedman: (06)

video, un: falconwings

[personal profile] wingedman 2017-07-17 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know there were other Asgardians here.

[...besides Thor and the Lokis, he means. Although he's never actually met the Loki from his world, he knows of him, obviously.]

Wanna introduce us, Thor?

[Because clearly that's important.]
ikols: shine them when i'm alone (lights that stop me turn to stone)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-07-17 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How long before someone takes Loki's phone off him, the countdown begins. ]

The children of Zeus! The big guy is HERCULES, might you have any shelves that need putting up? He's A+ at that.
deathkid: (pic#10431510)

video; un: ghostking

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-17 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha, very funny. I'll have you know that Zeus is a jerk and most of his sons are jerks too. Except for Jason. He's cool.
ikols: that's how it feels (liberating)

text;

[personal profile] ikols 2017-07-17 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm Jason. :)
deathkid: (pic#10549536)

video; un: ghostking

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-17 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Why am I not surprised that gods expect payment. You forgot to mention the actual demigods, by the way. You know, those of us who end up having to do quests because of you guys.
Edited 2017-07-17 20:59 (UTC)
nostalgiabomb: (201)

voice; @star.lord

[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2017-07-17 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sooo.

If I needed help moving boxes. Or if I needed a ride to the airport at 3am. Or if I needed a hand putting together weird, low quality sawdust furniture.

What, do I just call 1-800-DIAL-A-GOD?
deathkid: (pic#10549540)

video; un: ghostking

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-17 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you saying gods don't send demigods on quests? Because I have something to tell you...
nostalgiabomb: (096)

[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2017-07-17 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but have you considered getting a hotline?

You can connect it to a phone with a big, red light bulb on it, right? And it'll flash all forebodingly when there's an emergency, or if someone's in the middle of a crisis.

Plus, you could use the phone to order pizza.
deathkid: (pic#10424980)

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ really, loki? really???? ]

Since when are you blonde and where glasses?
ikols: go back to being plastic (uh oh coming to the attic)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-07-17 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nico plsss. ]

SINCE sometimes.
deathkid: (pic#10480852)

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-17 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, that might be, but from what I've been able to find, Norse gods have kids too.
deathkid: (pic#10424985)

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-17 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to see that.

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