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[worldsaway]

[When Thor switches the camera on, it's momentarily engulfed by his face before he sits himself back. Now that the frame isn't obscured, it's apparent that he's not the only one there. Both Lokis, Angela and Sif sit either side of him, all situated around a booth at some sort of diner.

Thor, naturally, is the first to start talking.]

It has come to light in one way or another that we could be considered Gods. [He's keeping it vague on purpose.] It is true, in a sense, that we are are not unlike higher beings. We are not mortals and we have powers and abilities beyond what many would be considered normal. The myths and the legends, however, are not precisely true.

[He just wanted to clear that up.] As such, we thought it would be prudent to offer our services in times of need. For missions or protections, we can be of use in many situations. You need only ask.

[He says we, but he largely means I.

Angela, for her part, doesn't look as opposed to the idea as she probably could.]

I will add that I will require payment for my services, but that can be negotiated at a later time.

[ She glances around the table at her siblings as if daring them to counter her.

The younger Loki leans into shot, finger raised. ]

Should you require an actual god, we come in that flavour too.

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[wingedman]

I didn't know there were other Asgardians here.

[...besides Thor and the Lokis, he means. Although he's never actually met the Loki from his world, he knows of him, obviously.]

Wanna introduce us, Thor?

[Because clearly that's important.]

[worldsaway]

Of course. We have two Lokis, large and small. Then we have Angela, my sister. [He gestures to her.]

And Sif. My oldest friend and fellow warrior. [He gestures back at the camera.]

This is Sam. A new friend and fellow warrior.

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[ikols]

[ """SMALL"""!

Points to his own eyes, points to Thor's and back again, from across the room. ]

[worldsaway]

What? You are small.

[Nothing subtle here.]

[ikols]

Only on Asgard!

[worldsaway]

You're only solidifying my opinion.

[ikols]

You can't talk, you're shorter than the Thor I know.

[wingedman]

[Sam gives the camera a wave.]

Hey, guys. I fly around and hang out with the Cap who looks kinda like a puppy. He got me in the Avengers' divorce.

[....oh god he's been spending too much time around 616 Loki.]

Also, apparently I'm the god of potato salad.

[Definitely too much time around Loki.]

@angela

[hevenly]

[ Angela nods her greeting. ]

I have seen you, around.

[wingedman]

Oh, right, you were at Steve's birthday party.

[Not a lot of people who look like her around. He'd wondered who she was, but hadn't introduced himself.]

So, uh, Angela isn't an Asgardian name, is it?

[hevenly]

No. It isn't.

[ She does have an Asgardian name, but she doesn't give it out freely. ]

[ikols]

The best potato salad.

[ AN INTENSE TRUTH that everyone needs to hear spoken with utmost solemnity. ]

[wingedman]

Do they have potato salad in Asgard? Maybe I can bring it when Thor takes me to a feast.

[Look, in Sam's world, you don't visit someone without bringing food. That's just impolite.]

[ikols]

They have various roasted animals, that's all. Maybe a stray vegetable for decoration.

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[toopolite]

[And given that Sif is a bit behind in the times, there is a hint of confusion with respect to his words. Or more than a hint.]

Aye. It is as Thor says. I am the Lady Sif of Asgard, and offer you greetings, Sam.

[wingedman]

[Haaaay girl.]

Pleased to meet you, Sif. A friend of Thor's is a friend of mine.

[toopolite]

And you are a fellow Avenger?

[To confirm that fact.]

[worldsaway]

The God of Potato Salad and yet I have not been blessed with tribute from him.

[ikols]

You're not worthy of it.

[worldsaway]

And you are?

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[dothelokimotion]

[ Squints. Loki had seen him at the party, but he hadn't assumed Thor knew him. ]

A warrior?

[wingedman]

One of the Avengers.

[Which will probably only make Loki think poorly of him, but oh, well.]

The newer bunch, not the old guard like Thor.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Oh dear. They're breeding. ]

How many are there now?

[wingedman]

[If there's anyone it would be a good idea to lie to about this situation, it would probably be Loki. But what does it matter here?]

Technically? None. Or maybe fourteen. Or anywhere between the two. It's kind of a grey area right now.

[They're in the middle of a divorce it's a rough time okay]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Probably for the best. While it's certainly better for Loki not to know the truth, him finding out that a lie was told would not end well. ]

Is this due to your, ah, recent fight?