text; un: xxreaperxx

[doxxing]

Well, hi there everybody.

I'm with a bunch of the other new arrivals, and I have got to say this has been a real exciting time so far. A new world, people from other worlds -- that's super fascinating.

I sure can't wait to get to know you all better and make some friends.

So let's do a bit of an icebreaker:

1. What's your name?
2. What's your favorite game?
3. What did you do for work on your world?
4. What's your favorite hobby?

I can start.

1. Sombra
2. I'm a big fan of "two truths and a lie".
3. Contractor.
4. Making friends, of course.

Now, it's your turn.

Comments

[smokedout]

hey, no sweat - we'll get there when we get there. can't argue with your style, in any case.

[He didn't expect to get much, but he is pleased to know Sombra is a kindred spirit.]

how about we build some trust, between colleagues? lemme buy you a drink or two some time.

[He'll have to ask Reaper to shadow the date if it's going to happen outside of the hall, but. Nothing says safety like having your Not Dad ten feet away in cloud form, right?]

[doxxing]

You work fast, Dodger. Sure, I'd be happy to let you buy me things and socialize.

[smokedout]

i don't like wasting breath. or keystrokes.

so, what's your speed - classy restaurants, pet cafes, seedy bars, strip clubs, etc.

[doxxing]

So you'd take me to a strip club if I asked?

[smokedout]

i'll buy you a lap dance too, if you want it. that's what friends do.

[Assuming that Sombra is someone worth staring at while she gets one. And that Reaper won't kill him for doing so.]

[doxxing]

Only from their cutest dancer, or the deal's off.

[smokedout]

sounds like a plan to me, cupcake.

i'll keep you posted with a time and place, alright?

[doxxing]

I'll be waiting, tonto.

[smokedout]

i know what that means.

but i'll let that slide.

[Behold, the privileges of being Reaper's "daughter".]

[doxxing]

Aw, lucky me. Thanks, tonto.