video @d.va

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[ The video feed opens with one Hana Song looking absolutely pleased with herself and decked-out in her signature plugsuit. With an undeniable, confident smirk on her face, she declares: ]

D.Va online! Finally.

First of all, shout-out to the guy from the Perimeter Guard who personally delivered the best present a girl could ever ask for—

[ Hana stretches her arm out, offering the feed an extended view of what's behind her: a large pink mech, whirring and glowing with lights. Its apparently pilot beams at the camera and flashes a victory sign at the corner of the screen. ]

Ta-dah! Riverview Quarantine, let me introduce you to my state-of-the-art armored battle suit, a.k.a. a mech unit for the Mobile Exo-Force of the Korean Army, a.k.a. my MEKA unit! Someone out there must really like me, huh? You guys are not prepared for what you're gonna get to see coming up.

[ The screen then flips back to Hana, looking very contemplative. ]

But I'm in a bit of a pinch here. None of my engineers are around, obviously, and I know some basics, but this baby's going to need a lot of maintenance. [ it is high-maintenance like its pilot ] I know there's a lot of new people coming in, and there's still a lot of you guys who've been here a while. Any chance any of you are mechanical geniuses who wanna help out? I'm looking only for the best of the best! Come down to the garage of communal housing if you wanna marvel at this beauty!

[ Does she mean herself? Or the mech? It is a mystery! ]

Oh, and one last thing? [ She seems to move for a little bit and then pans the camera so that a sign that reads: "MECH PARKING ONLY" is visible over her shoulder. ] This parking spot? Mine. If anyone parks in my spot my mech and I are stepping on your vehicle. That's all! Love, D.Va!

Comments

@widowmaker, voice

[distort]

Oh, good. You did look so fragile without it.

voice

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[ brb, throwing her pillow across the room. Partly because she knows exactly whose voice this is and that it's got 'widowmaker' attached to it finally has the gears turning in Hana's head. That's definitely a name she's heard tossed around in news reports before. Not that anything more could be said than said name.

Her voice is an attempt at steadiness, although there's an inescapable note of annoyance beneath it. ]

Why are you even here. Don't you have anything better to do?

[distort]

[ Oh, this is enjoyable. It would have been amusing to exchange names initially — but this is better. Hana has had time to simmer. ]

I am off-duty. From the Perimeter Guard, you know. [ look at her! she's a contributing citizen!! ]

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[ The fact that they're both in the Guard just makes her want to gag. Just, why. ]

Oh? You're actually participating in something good? Are you getting soft?

[distort]

I do my job, and I do it well. That is all. [ whatever that might happen to be at the time. this one is kind of boring, but it's still a job. ]

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Wow, such an upstanding citizen. Amazing.

[ still trying to wrap her head around the fact that people like her and Reaper can just— walk around freely the way that they do. ]

[distort]

You would prefer it otherwise?

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[ What Hana would prefer, really, is for Widowmaker to just. Not. ]

I'd prefer it if you stopped talking down at me, but we can't always get what we want, can we?

[distort]

I am afraid you just make it so easy. Perhaps you could work on that.

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What, by becoming cold-hearted like you? No thanks.

[distort]

A cold heart can't be wounded.

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Sounds like a dull way to live, to be honest.

[distort]

Don't you fret for me, ma choupinette. I take my amusements now and then.

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[ Note to self: google whatever the heck that word was. ]

What, by making enemies out of everyone? Seems like a lonely life, if you ask me, but whatever.