video posted by @ruffboi

[ohhmrburnsides]

This thing sure is, uh, fancy.

[ Magnus sticks a finger out at the phone's screen, tapping the glass and knocking the image out of focus for just a second. However, he quickly realizes he’s made a mistake and fixes the camera focus accordingly. ]

Sorry, I’m just not used to this kinda stuff. I think my fingers are too big for this thing... But I’ll figure it out quick! Anyway, hi, I’m Magnus, and… Well, I guess I’d be lying if I said I was completely happy to be here — [ His face looks as if he’s guilty to be saying this, but it almost instantly lights back up. ] — But I’ll make the most of it while I’m here! Y’know, I’m always happy to make new friends. Just let me know if you need, uh, a chair, or a bed, or a bodyguard or something!

[ He reaches forward to turn off the camera, but pauses, quizzical. He retracts his hand. ]

You should also let me know if you have a dog that I might be able to pet. …I hope dogs exist here.

[ The camera shuts down with the press of a button. ]

Comments

[bunnyhopped]

idk, you have to be super awesome to be friends with me! so you're a dog lover but what about bunnies?

[ohhmrburnsides]

Dogs are my number one, but I love and support all the woodland creatures. That definitely includes bunnies.

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[bunnyhopped]

[ Okay, she's coming off of text and onto video for this one. Hi, Magnus. ]

Then, yeah, we totally just became best friends! Hiya, I'm Hana!

re: video

[ohhmrburnsides]

It's good to meet you, Hana!

I see why you asked about bunnies. You have kind of an aesthetic going for you.

[bunnyhopped]

[ She, of course, has pink marks on her cheeks that may or may not resemble whiskers. She argues on the regular that it's war paint, but they are totally also bunny whiskers. ]

I do! It's all part of the D.Va branding. Welcome to the Quarantine, by the way. I got here last month, so you could say I'm pretty much a veteran.

[ no she's not ]

[ohhmrburnsides]

Thanks for the welcome!

What exactly is a D.Va?

[bunnyhopped]

It's my gaming handle. And my call-sign now, too. And a celebrity name?

[ohhmrburnsides]

"Gaming handle?" Like a wrestling name?

[His eyes light up.] Do you wrestle?

[bunnyhopped]

[ That gets a chuckle out of her as she, unfortunately, shakes her head. ]

Uh, I wish! But I could totally wrestle people in my mech.

[ohhmrburnsides]

That sounds so cool!

Also what is a mech.

[bunnyhopped]

[ Hana, of course, will not shy away from an opportunity to show off her mech. So that is exactly what she will do. ]

Hang on.

[ The screen goes dark for a few moments, nothing but mechanical sounds and Hana giving a little "hup!" at some point— and when the visual feed kicks back in there is a large pink machine behind her. She's grinning, way too excited to show off her baby. ]

That is a mech. And a super awesome one, at that! I'm the pilot.

[ohhmrburnsides]

[ His eyes go wide. ]

SOOO COOOOOOL. I've never seen anything like that before but I think I want one!

[bunnyhopped]

You can come see it in action sometime, probably!