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ohhmrburnsides) wrote in
riverview2017-08-07 08:17 am
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This thing sure is, uh, fancy.
[ Magnus sticks a finger out at the phone's screen, tapping the glass and knocking the image out of focus for just a second. However, he quickly realizes he’s made a mistake and fixes the camera focus accordingly. ]
Sorry, I’m just not used to this kinda stuff. I think my fingers are too big for this thing... But I’ll figure it out quick! Anyway, hi, I’m Magnus, and… Well, I guess I’d be lying if I said I was completely happy to be here — [ His face looks as if he’s guilty to be saying this, but it almost instantly lights back up. ] — But I’ll make the most of it while I’m here! Y’know, I’m always happy to make new friends. Just let me know if you need, uh, a chair, or a bed, or a bodyguard or something!
[ He reaches forward to turn off the camera, but pauses, quizzical. He retracts his hand. ]
You should also let me know if you have a dog that I might be able to pet. …I hope dogs exist here.
[ The camera shuts down with the press of a button. ]
[ Magnus sticks a finger out at the phone's screen, tapping the glass and knocking the image out of focus for just a second. However, he quickly realizes he’s made a mistake and fixes the camera focus accordingly. ]
Sorry, I’m just not used to this kinda stuff. I think my fingers are too big for this thing... But I’ll figure it out quick! Anyway, hi, I’m Magnus, and… Well, I guess I’d be lying if I said I was completely happy to be here — [ His face looks as if he’s guilty to be saying this, but it almost instantly lights back up. ] — But I’ll make the most of it while I’m here! Y’know, I’m always happy to make new friends. Just let me know if you need, uh, a chair, or a bed, or a bodyguard or something!
[ He reaches forward to turn off the camera, but pauses, quizzical. He retracts his hand. ]
You should also let me know if you have a dog that I might be able to pet. …I hope dogs exist here.
[ The camera shuts down with the press of a button. ]

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That's the prettiest horse I've ever seen!
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Isn't he just? He's the best horse. [He scratches behind Skinfaxi's ears, the Ponyta looking calm and content.] He's nearly big enough to be trained on a bridle and harness.
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[He'd already started making friends with the Ponyta when circumstances had forced Ivar to find a way to capture him instead.]
Technically, I don't have enough space for him either. Lucky for me he fits inside this little ball I was given when I need to put him someplace.
[He holds up the red and white Pokeball in his pocket, tapping the center to make it grow larger.]
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[If he can get a hold of something like that, maybe he could keep a pet... But still, he's concerned.]
Is it humane keeping that big ol' horse in that little thing? I mean I know it's bigger on the inside, but is it happy in there?
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[Ivar should really go to more of his classes to get a better grasp of how to train his strange creatures.]
From what I've been told, it's like there's a field inside there for them to live in. Neither of mine seem to mind. And if they didn't like it, trust me, they would have let me know by now.
[He turns to look at Skinfaxi.] Do you mind living in there? [The Pokemon seems to consider this for a moment, cocking his head as he thinks. Then he shakes his head no with a snort. Ivar turns back to look at his phone.] There's your answer.
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[He addresses Skinfaxi in the same manner that Ivar does:] I'm glad it's comfy for you in there. Thank you for your input, most noble horse friend.
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If you see me around, don't hesitate to ask to see them.