riverview | video. username: s.cougar

Ah, to be young and alive! Breathe in the air, enjoy the scenery, get to know the people...

Let me tell you a little philosophy...

[The young man in the video — he's such a character in hair alone (what on earth is going on with it) — sits in his rented hospital wheelchair in his simple apartment space on floor 14 (needs a little work, he thinks, not nearly enough reading material or flashy bits). In one hand, he's got some silly romance novel that's clearly forgotten, and he looks a bit weary, a bit hollowed out from battles not yet mentioned, but he's clearly so very jazzed about the opportunity to be here in Riverview. After all, he'd thought he'd be a dead man, and though he's hardly out of the woods entirely, he has more time to keep going! More time to really go the extra mile -- literally! Ahahahaha!

Oh, yes, the philosophy. Ehem.

At this point, his mouth is moving a mile a minute.]

That's the fun of travel, and there's no better travel than hopping worlds; think about it...! Of all the universes and all the galaxies, you were extended a hand to this place — a one in a trillion chance, perhaps more, to be among the stars! Or perhaps to shoot across time and space like one...! More time to chase after longevity, to meet records, to dash down the sin of sloth. We all have the right to free will! Free will to fall in love, to learn and grow and develop new and interesting hobbies and ideas and concepts of what it is to be our own individual self; individuality is key! [He's balancing on one wheelchair wheel, spinning in a circle. Stop him. STOP HIM.] But what's the point of all that if you're too slow to get around to it, huh?! Don't let yourself hold you back!! If you want something, reach for it, so you know what that means—?!

[He stops. Drops back onto all his wheels, so tickled.]

Anyone interested in wheelchair racing?

[Sometimes (most times) he just can't help himself.]

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_{[ WHIPS OFF HIS SUNGLASSES AND THROWS THEM ON THE GROUND. THEY SMASH. ]}

OI, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COMMON THUG!?

.................

I don't see what breaking your own glasses does for you, Oishimatsu.

[THOSE POOR GLASSES.]

But I gotta admit, the fire in you's just the right thing you need!

[He extends a hand, sitting patiently in his wheelchair. A handshake?]

C'mon, let's test that bravery. Your brother already proved himself.

How about that drive?

_{[ He's unsure, looking at the hand hesitantly. Karamatsu has always loved a good, pointless scrap— some way to trick himself into thinking he's actually strong— or something. Really, it's hard to understand his thought process. ]}

.. Which brother? Osomatsu?
I will do much better than him!

_{[ then he gives him a firm handshake. ]}

Edited 2017-09-18 17:34 (UTC)

[Cougar gives his hand a firm grip. And so it goes, another victim for Straight Cougar to potentially scar. He gives a wide grin, something mischievous in his eyes - and then he spins his chair sideways, still clasping the man's hand (how sweet!!), sitting straight and proud in his chair. Weird.]

Alright then...!

[A strange glow appears around them, psychadelic in coloring, and...

Did Karamatsu's shattered glasses just evaporate?]

[And just as quickly, the wheelchair starts transforming -- parts appear, and for every piece of railing that suddenly disperses into floating colored fragments, suddenly the wheelchair would become different. A seatbelt suddenly leaps out from behind Karamatsu, yanking him back into a rather comfortable sidechair, and before you know it...

Well, the wheelchair is suddenly a small two-passenger car of sorts. Rockets fill out on the back of it, and a windshield forms in front of Cougar and his inexplicable gear stick. Gear stick? For a wheelchair, yes. He glances over, adjusting glasses on his face.]

You really should have kept those! They looked nice on you.

[A grin.]

LET'S GET CRAZY, OINKUMATSU!!!!

[AND SUDDENLY THEY GO DRIVING OFF THE EDGE OF THE BUILDING, LEAPING FROM ROOF TO ROOF AND BOUNDING OVER VERY LARGE AND LONG GAPING SPACES BETWEEN ALL THE STRUCTURES IN THE CITY OH GOD OH GOD THEY DRIVE DOWN THE SIDE OF A VERY TALL BUILDING AND THEN FALL ONTO THE LINE OF A SKYTRAM AND THE METER READS 160 MILES PER HOUR AS THEY NARROWLY EVADE THE TRAM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-]

WOOOHOOOOOO, YEAAAAAH!!!

LET'S GOOOOO!!!

...Eh?
_{[ OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING. He feels himself pulled into a car seat of sorts, strapped in, yelled at, and then catapulted across the rooftops.

THE ROOF TOPS. WAY UP HIGH. THERE IS NO SIGN OF STOPPING. JUST LET HIM DIE ALREADY. ]}

_{[ THIS IS SO COOL BUT TERRIFYING HE'S ALREADY CRYING. AND PROBABLY PEED HIMSELF TOO. ]}
S-S-STOP! STOP IT! THIS IS TOO MUCH!! AAAHHHH!!!!!

[COME ON BUDDY DON'T BE A WET BLANKEY-]

HEY HEY HEY, YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE GREEEEEEN AHAHAHAHA-

[The car tires SQUEEEEAL as he skids to a stop sideways, just barely stopping before it goes off a particularly tall building, and he sits there and breathes in deep and proud (aahhhh the world is shruuuunk) before lifting his shades to look at Karamatsu.]

But really. You need a bucket or something?

Try not to turn the upholstery, here.

[Cougar, it all deteriorates later anyway.]

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after a solid month, i can't believe karamatsu is dead

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