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riverview2017-09-10 09:06 pm
brightline) wrote in riverview2017-09-10 09:06 pm
@just.marco; video
[The video flicks on aimed at the front of a truly glorious mansion. The camera sways back and forth a few times to show the whole front of it while Marco hums a dumb little theme song in the background. After a moment, the camera switches to front-facing mode, and Marco's face is visible. He's grinning broadly, dark eyes bright and very happy.]
Hello Riverview, my name is Marco and this is my crib.
[The camera bobs as the sound of a door opening can be heard in the background, and then Marco switches the view again so a large open-concept living space is visible for a few seconds before he switches the camera to show his face again. He crosses the room to flop down into one of the plush couches and continue smirking a bit at the camera.]
Seriously, though. Not giving the full tour but how did I miss that my sweet mansion totally came through the portal with me? No idea. But I ran into it this morning and I've been with some real estate agent all day figuring out how to get it in my name again. What a pain, right?
[A shrug of his narrow shoulders, and he offers a sardonic smile.]
Anyone else had this happen? Is it on the level?
[A pause and then he laughs a bit.]
This place is totally empty without the maids and Wetherbee.
Hello Riverview, my name is Marco and this is my crib.
[The camera bobs as the sound of a door opening can be heard in the background, and then Marco switches the view again so a large open-concept living space is visible for a few seconds before he switches the camera to show his face again. He crosses the room to flop down into one of the plush couches and continue smirking a bit at the camera.]
Seriously, though. Not giving the full tour but how did I miss that my sweet mansion totally came through the portal with me? No idea. But I ran into it this morning and I've been with some real estate agent all day figuring out how to get it in my name again. What a pain, right?
[A shrug of his narrow shoulders, and he offers a sardonic smile.]
Anyone else had this happen? Is it on the level?
[A pause and then he laughs a bit.]
This place is totally empty without the maids and Wetherbee.
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[Ivar's going to need to ask someone he trusts if this is considered a date. He thinks it does, but he's not willing to risk being the fool by not knowing.]
I hope you have proper fortifications to protect it. Something that big is bound to attract attention, you know.
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And hey, if I make you a whole walk-in closet for your armory, there's nothing to say you can't like. Stock it up. Right?
[His brows raise at that, though.]
Fortifications? I mean, it has a state-of-the-art security system. I'm a paranoid man, Ivar.
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[Someone should print that out and put it on a T-shirt for Ivar.]
I'm just saying I can't be the only one whose going to look at it and wonder how long it would take to pillage it.