text | un: bwayne

[bruceno]

I suppose I am be grateful for the sudden kidnapping when it came.
It could not have come at a better time.
But I wonder how many were brought here to escape their lives rather than the immediate situation at hand?

My name is Bruce Wayne from Gotham. I doubt there are any here from my city, but if you are, please contact me.

I also have a question for anyone reading this: is the Friendr application truly useful? Does anyone find suitable friends that way, or is it best to find them the old-fashioned way?

Thank you

Comments

[umbrastaff]

Nah I'm just messing with you

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[bruceno]

I don't think I'll ever be able to unsee that now

[umbrastaff]

You're welcome

as for something more useful, I have the Friendr thing but nobody has ever contacted me by that. I just meet new people out on town instead. I'm sure it's good for the quieter types tho

[bruceno]

Probably, yes

[ Bruce is definitely one of those quiet types, although necessity has begun to change that lately. ]

[umbrastaff]

You'll do good, my dude.

So do you get kidnapped a lot?

[bruceno]

I will admit this isn't the first time.

[ Basically he gets kidnapped like every other Tuesday. He's totally blase about it at this point. ]

[umbrastaff]

Sounds like an ongoing problem. You okay there, sweetcheeks?

[bruceno]

As okay as someone can be after learning they have been plucked out of time and space

Also, do you give everyone you meet nicknames?

[umbrastaff]

Yea, that part usually fucks a bit with people

of course I do! I don't know anything about you, though, so the generic ones will have to do for now.

[bruceno]

I feel like I am doing fairly well all things considered

I see
And you are Lup
How do you pronounce that?

[umbrastaff]

You'll be fine, I'm sure.

Found my Friendr, huh? It's pronounced like a Loop only less 'oh' and more 'uh'.

[bruceno]

I see
Thank you, I wanted to make sure in case we met in person

[umbrastaff]

I'm just a text away if you need to be unkidnapped or something.

What's your city like, anyway?

[bruceno]

You will be the first person I call then
Hopefully you do not charge much
I have very little to my name right now

It is a large metropolitan city
Tall buildings and old money


[ And very riddled with crime, but he would rather not spit on his city's name, or embarrass anyone who calls Gotham their home living here. ]