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[dothelokimotion]

What kind of stories did you grow up with?

What kind of myths and fairy tales were you told?

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[ikols]

RUDE.

[hevenly]

Am I wrong?

[ikols]

I'm trying to tell a story here.

[hevenly]

Very well. Where were you?

Ah yes, too pure for the cannibal Volstagg.

[ikols]

YES. I was so pure, in fact, that all of mighty Mjolnir's worthiness-grading seeped into ME and I became the new system of government in all my wisdom, ruling Asgard and all its environs for a period of time know as The Overwhelmingly Prosperous And Awesome Age.

But none of it was recorded, because I was so PURE I gave it all back and everyone agreed to keep it a secret so as not to embarrass themselves for not seeing my blinding PURITY any sooner.

[hevenly]

Such a shame, that I missed the chance to witness this Prosperous and Awesome Age.

[ikols]

It may come around again.

[hevenly]

Yes, it may. All manner of things may happen in the time to come.