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[ikols]

I have some fanfic ideas that I'd like your opinions on, so I know which one to devote all of my time to when it comes to flushing out further chapters. I'll read the summary of each and would be obliged if you'd all vote.

[ Ignore the fact Loki is strolling across a rainbow that happens to span a great deal of the Quarantine, he's up there because it helps him think. He reads off the notes on his phone. ]

Story One: Pride and Two Pantheons. "Thor is sick of the patriarchal shit going down in Asgardia so she tries to batter Cul Borson, the God of Fear who has usurped the throne, into a far less intimidating cocopuff but he has magical spells to defend himself. It was pretty obvious he was dickering about like a creep and was always going to try something of the sort, so Thor has already thought of back-up in the form of Nicola Hades, a demi-god with whom, through the trials incited by their battles against Borson, she forms a steamy intimate attachment".

Story Two: Who's A Pretty Bird? "Victress Va-Va-Voom is madly in love with Stan Redwing, but unfortunately Stan was born with an irrevocable desire to devour everything metal he sees and Miss Voom decided she wanted a metal everything to up her career as an alternative lingerie model. Can Stan overcome his need to nibble on Miss Voom's metallic fingertips every time they speak? Does Voom think he's super hot and is she all that bothered? And will her father, General Scarlet Hunk, even allow the match"?

Story the Third: Strange Crafts of Love. "Two sorcerers from two different worlds, Steven and Stoven, collide when two Earths smash together. Sadly, Stoven is spliced with a Lovecraftian horror and is convinced, until he meets his alternate-reality self, that no one will ever find his tentacles or extra arms sexy. But Steven has a dark secret ... He was also the Kinkmaster Unmatched in his universe, and his tastes run seedier than a few extra limbs, yet can they override their wild lusty affair and find a pathway to each others' hearts? Several, in Stoven's case. Time and accidentally conceived octopi children will tell".

[ Loki turns his face to the sun, shielding his eyes with a satisfied look on his face. Those are far better thoughts to be mulling over than visions and dreams which either horrify or embarrass, and he's had quite enough of moping for the moment. ]

I hope that gives you all something new to think about. Constructive crit welcome, of course.

Comments

[deathkid]

[ why, loki. why this. why are you the way you are. ]

Nicola? Really?

[ikols]

She's a vivacious and kind-hearted user of the Dark Arts, I'm thinking she cross-dimensionally hopped over from a Hogwarts universe where the founding wizards of the school were all Greek gods.

[ Hi, Neeks. ]

[deathkid]

Hogwarts? [ sigh. ] Why am I a girl in this story? And why are you writing stories about me and Thor anyway.

[hevenly]

Story one. It is the only one that seems remotely interesting.

[ AKA it's the only F/F one. ]

[deathkid]

[ not you too. ]

[hevenly]

[ Deal with it, Nicola. ]

[ikols]

You won't mind reading more about the steamy romances of Thor?

[ He has to, y'know. Check. ]

[hevenly]

She may object, were she ever to come to the Quarantine, but...

What Thor doesn't know won't hurt her.

[metalmenace]

None of the above.

[Loki why]

[ikols]

[ You want to be good and accepted, you have to deal with this inclusion. Chin up, Victor!! ]

Really? None of them pique your interest? There will be dedications for the story that wins, of course, and perhaps even fanart ...

[hititwithacrowbar]

Story one.

[ikols]

I knew you'd pick that.

[deathkid]

I can't believe you. Also, who's Eliza Bennett?

audio; un: stranger.things

[potentialed]

Story Two. Victress Va-Va-Voom has promise.

[ But don't think he didn't notice that third story, Loki. ]

[ikols]

[ ohh la la, he hopes Victor notices that comment. ]

She's encased within a metal skin that amplifies every touch through, um, science. You're not into sushi though, Stephen, not even a little?

[suckstobestrange]

[Loki, they didn't ask for you, they don't deserve you, but clearly they've got you and it's great.]

Story Three. It's clearly got promise.

[Because he knows it would annoy babyface and that's great]

[ikols]

[ It's nice to be appreciated!! ]

I agree! Now, a question; can you ever have too many tentacles?

[buildsomething]

Is it really fanfic if there's no particular fandom behind it?

[Tony is very good at focusing on the important things. It's a skill.]

[ikols]

Um, excuse me, it's alternate-universe genderswapped body-horror fanfic. It totally counts! Just because Tobi Snark isn't featured today ...

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[wingedman]

Whoa, wait, what's up with Stan Redwing?

[Why are you shipping him with Doom THIS IS VERY INSULTING.


Also does this have something to do with that robot porn Sad Tony gave him why does everyone think he has a robot fetish]

[ikols]

[ COS U GOT ROBOTWING IMPLANTS, BRO. ]

He's into metal like a bird with a shiny fixation, and must temper his cravings through a relationship with Va-Va-Voom.

Audio; un bat.enthusiast

[super_sane]

These are all very fine, but I find myself gravitating towards the third. I am an admitted sucker for Lovecraftian exploits.

[ikols]

The third is drawing some particular interest ...

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[ragnarsson]

If you actually write one of these, I might be motivated to learn how to read.

[Do it, Loki. You know you want to hear Ivar reciting these works of art on the network, particularly when he has to sound the words out.]

[ikols]

If you learn how to read runes and English, I'll teach you a magic spell.

[ How's that for incentive tho. ]