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[ikols]

I have some fanfic ideas that I'd like your opinions on, so I know which one to devote all of my time to when it comes to flushing out further chapters. I'll read the summary of each and would be obliged if you'd all vote.

[ Ignore the fact Loki is strolling across a rainbow that happens to span a great deal of the Quarantine, he's up there because it helps him think. He reads off the notes on his phone. ]

Story One: Pride and Two Pantheons. "Thor is sick of the patriarchal shit going down in Asgardia so she tries to batter Cul Borson, the God of Fear who has usurped the throne, into a far less intimidating cocopuff but he has magical spells to defend himself. It was pretty obvious he was dickering about like a creep and was always going to try something of the sort, so Thor has already thought of back-up in the form of Nicola Hades, a demi-god with whom, through the trials incited by their battles against Borson, she forms a steamy intimate attachment".

Story Two: Who's A Pretty Bird? "Victress Va-Va-Voom is madly in love with Stan Redwing, but unfortunately Stan was born with an irrevocable desire to devour everything metal he sees and Miss Voom decided she wanted a metal everything to up her career as an alternative lingerie model. Can Stan overcome his need to nibble on Miss Voom's metallic fingertips every time they speak? Does Voom think he's super hot and is she all that bothered? And will her father, General Scarlet Hunk, even allow the match"?

Story the Third: Strange Crafts of Love. "Two sorcerers from two different worlds, Steven and Stoven, collide when two Earths smash together. Sadly, Stoven is spliced with a Lovecraftian horror and is convinced, until he meets his alternate-reality self, that no one will ever find his tentacles or extra arms sexy. But Steven has a dark secret ... He was also the Kinkmaster Unmatched in his universe, and his tastes run seedier than a few extra limbs, yet can they override their wild lusty affair and find a pathway to each others' hearts? Several, in Stoven's case. Time and accidentally conceived octopi children will tell".

[ Loki turns his face to the sun, shielding his eyes with a satisfied look on his face. Those are far better thoughts to be mulling over than visions and dreams which either horrify or embarrass, and he's had quite enough of moping for the moment. ]

I hope that gives you all something new to think about. Constructive crit welcome, of course.

Comments

[potentialed]

[ He sighs, ]

Nah, you can make up whatever.

[ikols]

Okay, so Steven has eight octopi kids and Stoven names them after different bones in the human hand because he misses his ...

[ Too much free reign, Stephen. ]

[potentialed]

[ Jesus. He makes a face after rolling his eyes. ]

Sure. Sounds great.

[ Because he's pretty sure discouraging it would only make him get more crazy with it. ]

[ikols]

I need some bone-names. Quick, quick! I'm not a surgeon. What's their firstborn called?

[potentialed]

[ Another roll of the eyes, ]

Distal phalanx.

[ikols]

Excellent, confirmed and noted. What a good sport you are, Stephen, and outside of water too.

[potentialed]

Who am I to stifle creativity?

[ Adding, ]

And the invitation to see more outside of the water is open, too.

[ JSYK. ]

[ikols]

Mmm, I've sworn off that sort of thing for the time being. Fics will suffice!

[potentialed]

[ Well, that's unexpected. It comes through in his voice. ]

Really? Wow. That's... a surprise.

[ikols]

[ Arching a brow. ]

Such astonishment.

[potentialed]

[ He shrugs on reflex, ]

I wasn't expecting it.

[ Especially after how things were at the party. ]

[ikols]

I do have other hobbies.

[potentialed]

I didn't assume that was a hobby.

[ikols]

What would you call it? Not dating. Not courting.

[potentialed]

Friends with benefits?

[ikols]

Are we friends?

[potentialed]

I like to think we are.

[ikols]

And a nice thought it is.

[potentialed]

You disagree?

[ikols]

What's my favourite colour?

[potentialed]

Green?

[ikols]

I should think a friend might know more about me than preferred sexual positions. Acquaintances, perhaps.

[potentialed]

Do you write fanfiction of all your "acquaintances" having tentacle porn babies?

[ikols]

It's fanfic, not a novel.

[potentialed]

That's not answering the question, Loki.