LFM [@R.Greenhilt: Video]

[greatcleavage]

Good afternoon. My name is Roy Greenhilt.

[Seven words -- no, no, he doesn't have to keep himself to the word limit of a Sending spell with this strange device, even though he's given to understand its transmission functions are most analogous to that spell.]

[Don't mind that brief pause. He's just going to be here acting like he knows what he's doing.]

As many of you are no doubt aware, there are numerous exploratory missions set out to benefit the quarantine and ensure the survival of its people. I am seeking others who would be willing to join a party dedicated to routinely undertaking these missions, as well as various other freelance opportunities that may present themselves. I'm an experienced adventurer and party leader, so I'd like to put those skills to use here for the betterment of the quarantine.

I generally prefer in-person interviews but I recognize we're all a bit busy adjusting to our new circumstances, particularly after the storms that just rolled through and a recent concern about attacks on the quarantine, so I'm willing to be flexible. My own duties aren't to be put aside on a whim either! [Roy offers a grin to the camera which is a little stale, the joke lame enough that it proves he's not quite comfortable with this whole thing.]

Please get in touch with me at your earliest convenience if you're interested in joining.

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@champion; text

[detia]

Hi Mr Greenhilt,

What are your criteria for suitability?
And while you want to interview us, what tells us that you're a good fit to lead us through these missions, besides your own words? What are your credentials?

Regards,
Adam

[greatcleavage]

Who made this system of data entry? Why are none of the letters in the right order anyway?

I apologize. I have led an adventuring party for a significant amount of time, one that holds the fate of the world in its hands. That isn't an exaggeration, as I just recently delayed a plan for the gods to destroy the world and remake it. Without prevarication, I can state that under my leadership, my team grew from having trouble with large numbers of orcs to being able to take down a dinosaur-mounted army and its leaders, each of which were more powerful than us, with severely diminished resources.

[detia]

Sounds impressive.

[And it's not like anyone can confirm or deny, so he might have to go with just believing the guy. Much as Adam would like to counteract, his knowledge is mostly theoretical, not on the field. Goddamn Lazer Team.]

Depending on the mission and the requirements, we may need more than one group of people anyway. But as is, I volunteer to help. I have plenty of combat training and experience.

[greatcleavage]

[It will be easy to buy with a quick trip to the OOTS store, to purchase valuable print or PDF compilations, is what he would be obligated to say here. But damned it he's trying to respect the fourth wall more these days.]

Could have been better, honestly, but thank you.

What's your combat focus? Any supplementary skills I should know about that may come in handy on exploratory missions or ones with an emphasis on results outside of combat?

[detia]

My training was focused on the use of a tool I don't have access to here, but in any case, I am a firearms and hand-to-hand expert.

As for supplementary skills, I have an excellent tactical mind, and I've led men. I've trained in survival in the wild, as well.

[greatcleavage]

Well, I'd like to understand what the tool is -- I understand there's a reasonable chance we may be able to locate similar items here due to the long-term accumulation of multiplanar resources.

Firearms are the chemical-based projectile weapons, right?

[detia]

Believe me, there is no chance whatsoever for this particular tool to be found here. A part of it is a laser weapon, though. That we might find here.

[And maybe Tony can make him a shield. But the rest? No way. And definitely not combined together for higher functions.]

Correct.

[greatcleavage]

If it shows up here, you owe me a drink. I'm just saying.

[Roy can perfectly well understand how finding this tool would be vastly improbable, but after being transported to this world and its absolutely ridiculous circumstances, he's cynically betting that nothing is impossible.]

I admit I'm not familiar with firearms, but I have every reason to believe they're generally effective, so that's a definite plus. I also then assume you have proficiency with many of these devices and constructions here of a more scientific bent?