LFM [@R.Greenhilt: Video]

[greatcleavage]

Good afternoon. My name is Roy Greenhilt.

[Seven words -- no, no, he doesn't have to keep himself to the word limit of a Sending spell with this strange device, even though he's given to understand its transmission functions are most analogous to that spell.]

[Don't mind that brief pause. He's just going to be here acting like he knows what he's doing.]

As many of you are no doubt aware, there are numerous exploratory missions set out to benefit the quarantine and ensure the survival of its people. I am seeking others who would be willing to join a party dedicated to routinely undertaking these missions, as well as various other freelance opportunities that may present themselves. I'm an experienced adventurer and party leader, so I'd like to put those skills to use here for the betterment of the quarantine.

I generally prefer in-person interviews but I recognize we're all a bit busy adjusting to our new circumstances, particularly after the storms that just rolled through and a recent concern about attacks on the quarantine, so I'm willing to be flexible. My own duties aren't to be put aside on a whim either! [Roy offers a grin to the camera which is a little stale, the joke lame enough that it proves he's not quite comfortable with this whole thing.]

Please get in touch with me at your earliest convenience if you're interested in joining.

Comments

[greatcleavage]

Ah, so it's an item-based power. [Roy understands this. (Roy doesn't understand this, but not for lack of trying.)] How hard is 'pretty hard'?

[toolatetochangethename]

Yeah. Sure.

[What is with this guy and this weird terminology? But whatever. He was at least, you know, not freaked out by the very idea.

UNLIKE Luis.]

Hard enough to probably kill a guy. I mean, if I tried.

....

...I haven't really tried. [Before you ask.]

[greatcleavage]

That's the sort of thing that can change quickly in an adventuring lifestyle, I warn you. I definitely favor peaceful resolution whenever possible -- and around here, it definitely seems like the main threat to the city is monsters rather than other people, but. [Sometimes you end up killing. A lot of killing, if an entire army is up against you, for example.]

[toolatetochangethename]

'Adventuring lifestyle'? [Don't laugh, Scott. Don't laugh. Okay, don't laugh TOO obviously.]

Look, I only punch people who really deserve it. I'm not like the Hulk or anything.

[greatcleavage]

Yes, that's my point. It's easy to encounter people who deserve it. [Even by Roy's standards of decency and respect to others.] Though externally here we seem to have primarily monsters to deal with.

[toolatetochangethename]

Actually, it'd be kind of a relief to punch the snot out of some monsters.

[Last fight, against half of the Avengers? Yeah, taking 'antihero' to a new length.]

[greatcleavage]

[Someday Roy will hear that story, and he will be astounded.]

I understand that feeling pretty well, honestly.

[toolatetochangethename]

[Some day Scott will TELL that story and it will be glorious. Except the part about Black Widow kicking his ass.]

Yeah, so when can we get started?

[If we are a 'we' in that 'adventuring lifestyle' sense.] [ ]

[greatcleavage]

Easy: as soon as we have the opportunity to do so.

[Long and the short of it. Roy isn't one to sit around waiting.]

[toolatetochangethename]

Awesome.

[Part of a team, again. Scott isn't one of those solo vigilante types, anyway.]

Do we have some kind of base or something? [Because what team doesn't?]

[greatcleavage]

Uh, this city?

[Roy isn't really certain exactly what kind of base would be involved here...]

[toolatetochangethename]

[There's a laugh that dies off fast when Scott realizes the guy's serious. ]

Seriously? The whole city? Come on. A team needs a base. You know. A lair? A place where you can chill and plan and eat waffles and stuff. [Waffles are, apparently, essential. ]

[greatcleavage]

I... suppose? To be honest, I'm much more used to a more... itinerant form of adventuring. Staying in one place for a period of time isn't typical for me.

[toolatetochangethename]

Yeah?

I mean, that's cool. Make it harder for them to track you down and stuff.

[Makes sense.]

Do we get a secret message when it's time to go out? Handshake? White doves? [Work with him, here!]

[greatcleavage]

A, uh -- a communication from this device? I'm just a fighter, I'm not possessed of magical resources or contacts in the crytographic underground.

[He's ... pretty sure? these aren't normal adventuring group requirements...]

[toolatetochangethename]

....you think we need some?

[He's no Kurt, but he had a few computer skills. Enough to give VistaCorp an aneurysm, at least.]