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[ikols]

[ A crown! A paper one, set down in front of the camera as Loki starts another. ]

Evening, Quarantine! Tonight in this broadcast is hereby declared Treats-For-Truths and origami gifts are now ready for sale! The price: tell me one of your secrets and I'll send a paper-something directly to you via magic. Please don't get too adventurous in your suggestions, I only have but ten fingers.

[ Other examples sit around the crown, such as a dinosaur, car, and (you're welcome, Thor) teeny tiny hammer. ]

Anyone who owns or is entitled to a crown will get one for free, in a colour of their choosing. Doodled details upon request.

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[wiccant]

I'm good, but thanks anyway.

And that still doesn't answer my question.

[ikols]

[ Sigh. ]

Secrets are fun? I'm nosy? Pick the one you like best.

[wiccant]

What kind of secrets do you think you're going to get out of people for tiny paper dinosaurs?

[ikols]

Not everyone wants a dinosaur and my skills are vast in this area, as of this afternoon.

[wiccant]

As of this afternoon? How long did you spend learning?

[ikols]

At least an hour. It was arduous work, but I started from the bottom and now I'm at the top!

[wiccant]

( deadpan: )

A whole hour. Wow, that's dedication.

[ikols]

Scoff, ye of little faith, but I can make anything.

[wiccant]

The Avenger's Mansion?

[ikols]

Okay, that's a house.

[wiccant]

Noh-Varr's ship?

[ikols]

A UFO.

[ Scale down your desires!! ]

[wiccant]

You said anything, Loki.

[ikols]

Yeah? I'm compartmentalising! That's how you run a business, Billy!

[wiccant]

And my secrets are worth more than a paper UFO.

[ikols]

I can customise things, that's what I'm doing for my sister.

[wiccant]

I guess I can think of something.

[ikols]

Think of a secret first!

[wiccant]

I'm not sure if I have any secrets you don't already know.

[ikols]

I'm sure there's something.

[wiccant]

Well, yes, but not ones I'm going to share.

( give him a minute, he'll think of something--wait a second. )

I'm not playing this game with you!

[ikols]

That's fine. You're not getting a cool toy for a crappy secret, Billy.

[wiccant]

You're not getting my secrets for folded paper either.

[ikols]

Then I guess you're not playing the game with everyone else. Bye!

[wiccant]

Bye. I'll see you later.