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[ikols]

[ A crown! A paper one, set down in front of the camera as Loki starts another. ]

Evening, Quarantine! Tonight in this broadcast is hereby declared Treats-For-Truths and origami gifts are now ready for sale! The price: tell me one of your secrets and I'll send a paper-something directly to you via magic. Please don't get too adventurous in your suggestions, I only have but ten fingers.

[ Other examples sit around the crown, such as a dinosaur, car, and (you're welcome, Thor) teeny tiny hammer. ]

Anyone who owns or is entitled to a crown will get one for free, in a colour of their choosing. Doodled details upon request.

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[ikols]

Chase! [ Loki's origami brings all the magical boys to the yard. ] Depends how fiddly your request is.

[bastardofipswich]

[ DAMN RIGHT IT DOES. ]

How about... a dragon with flappy wings?

[ikols]

Why don't you tell me a secret and I'll decide whether your dragon gets legs or not.

[bastardofipswich]

Okay, let's see...

[ wait, time to PRIVATE LOCK this shit. ]

My first crush was on Leonardo DiCaprio in The Quick and the Dead. You ever see it?

[ikols]

I haven't. You have earned one leg along with your two wings.

[bastardofipswich]

Come on, that's worse than having no legs!

[ikols]

Think of a juicier secret, then.

[bastardofipswich]

Ughhh...

FINE. I used to lip sync to Madonna in my bedroom. [ And by 'used to' he means 'up until very very recently.' ]

[ikols]

Okay. [ Wait for it ... ] Three legs.

1/2

[bastardofipswich]

Damn it!

2/2

[bastardofipswich]

...no, you know what? That's fine. He's a grizzled war vet. He's seen some shit.

[ikols]

You're sure? It doesn't have to be a secret about you, and your dragon would look very fine with all his mighty limbs.

[bastardofipswich]

[ Oh ho ho. ] Does it have to be a secret about somebody here? Or anyone ever?

[ikols]

[ Hm, what's the most beneficial. ]

Here.

PRIVATE

[bastardofipswich]

Okay, fine.

Sarah once told me that kissing Caleb was like kissing the freaky hybrid baby of a suckerfish and a windshield wiper.

[ikols]

[ That gains a laugh and a finished dragon, which Loki swats out of thin air to reappear with a pop in front of wherever Chase is. Its wings flap when the front legs are moved. ]

You win your prize!

[bastardofipswich]

[ S C O R E. All he had to do was sell out his enemies for some paper. He'll just fiddle with the legs and wings, grinning. ]

I'll cherish it forever.

[ikols]

My fingers take a bow.