video » @LOKIOFASGARD

[ikols]

[ A crown! A paper one, set down in front of the camera as Loki starts another. ]

Evening, Quarantine! Tonight in this broadcast is hereby declared Treats-For-Truths and origami gifts are now ready for sale! The price: tell me one of your secrets and I'll send a paper-something directly to you via magic. Please don't get too adventurous in your suggestions, I only have but ten fingers.

[ Other examples sit around the crown, such as a dinosaur, car, and (you're welcome, Thor) teeny tiny hammer. ]

Anyone who owns or is entitled to a crown will get one for free, in a colour of their choosing. Doodled details upon request.

Comments

[wiccant]

How do you know what's in my room?

[ikols]

I had to check where you lived back in the day, when America found me on your roof.

[ Yeah, that's the version he's going with. ]

[wiccant]

So you looked in my room?!

[ikols]

Yeah, I had to see if you lived there! I peeped through the window and then I was like, 'Yep, this is Billy's house, wow, look at all that nerdy junk', and that was that.

[ SWEATS INTERNALLY ]

[wiccant]

You do know how suspicious that sounds, right? You didn't have to look in my room to know I lived there!

[ikols]

I had to be sure. No surer sign than a teenager's mess! I don't defend those choices, okay! Relax. No more Peeping Loki.

[wiccant]

My room wasn't that messy.

[ikols]

You are a filth wizard, friend only to the pig and rat.

[wiccant]

Look who's talking!