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[ikols]

[ A crown! A paper one, set down in front of the camera as Loki starts another. ]

Evening, Quarantine! Tonight in this broadcast is hereby declared Treats-For-Truths and origami gifts are now ready for sale! The price: tell me one of your secrets and I'll send a paper-something directly to you via magic. Please don't get too adventurous in your suggestions, I only have but ten fingers.

[ Other examples sit around the crown, such as a dinosaur, car, and (you're welcome, Thor) teeny tiny hammer. ]

Anyone who owns or is entitled to a crown will get one for free, in a colour of their choosing. Doodled details upon request.

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[dothelokimotion]

[ Hmm. ]

Keeping yourself occupied?

[ikols]

In a way.

[ Not the obvious one; the secrets people are offering up are entertaining, sure, but what Loki is fishing for is silence. Those who refuse to play or who avoid his game entirely by not commenting are made more suspicious. ]

Do you want a crown, lamb?

[dothelokimotion]

[ His lips curve. ]

As tempting as it is, I think I'll pass.

[ Loki no longer needs a crown. He eyes his other self. ]

Should I provide a secret regardless? Or should I craft an elaborate lie?

[ikols]

Both, and if I choose the secret you have to accept something.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki clicks his tongue, pretending to think long and hard on it. ]

Thor loved cats. So I would turn into one so that he'd pick me up. And I would stab him. Then he would chase me around and I turned him into a frog.

[ikols]

You did the frog thing too! Ahaha, Throg!!

[dothelokimotion]

It is a classic.

[ikols]

I've never known Thor to like cats at all, but I did used to stab him a lot ...

[dothelokimotion]

Snakes. He liked snakes.

[ikols]

That's new.

[dothelokimotion]

Is it?

[ikols]

The 'Viper in a nest of Eagles' can attest, here and now, that none of his family likes snakes.

[ Guess who. ]

[dothelokimotion]

A nest of eagles? How creative.

[ikols]

Mother always was a very visual tutor.

[dothelokimotion]

[ His expression flickers, as it does with mentions of Frigga. ]

Perhaps.

[ikols]

I'll make you a helm, at least.

[dothelokimotion]

[ He blinks. ]

Of what design? I'm rather fond of my horns.

[ikols]

I can do those! A helmet is no trouble.

[dothelokimotion]

Very well then.

[ It's not as though Loki will say no to gifts. ]

How many "gifts" will you be making?