user: South.of.Nowhere

[whosthemonsternow]

Question. 

Does it snow here? Real snow, not just a little ice on the floor that melts as the day goes on. 

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shh no it's totes okay holidays and being sick have been cray its all good <333

[whosthemonsternow]

What, don't like snow, Frank?

[scoutsniper]

[Because he's a grinch who hates fun, clearly.]

You ever had to dig a position in frozen ground, then lie in it during a blizzard while your goddam balls froze off?

[whosthemonsternow]

Not balls, but I've been tit deep in a blizzard fighting aliens and trying not to die, so. Can relate.

But- I've also, ya know, had fun in snow. Snowball fights, snow forts, snowmen? C'mon Frank, don't you remember fun? Wait, no I get it! You just know you'd lose at snowball fights, huh? It's okay, if it snows, I promise to try to take it a little easy on you. Maybe.

[scoutsniper]

....

You think you can take me in a snowball fight.

[Is he hearing this right? Because, oh, fuck no.]

[whosthemonsternow]

Don’t think it, I know it
Not even a challenge, really

[scoutsniper]

You talk big on the other side of a screen.

With no snow.

[In other words, he does not believe you. At all.]

[whosthemonsternow]

It's okay to admit you're worried, Frankie boy

Like I said, if or when it snows, I'll try to go easy on you

[Because she's definitely sure she can take him, and anyone else she wants]

If you have a Mingle Post starter, lmk bc this snowball fight needs to happen

[scoutsniper]

[There's part of him that wants to make an 'easy' joke, but that's the part that spent 15 years with guys who make dick jokes for breakfast. Class it up, Frank. You're supposed to be a goddam family man.]

Bring your worst, glitter girl. [Because, hey, he hasn't forgotten that conversation, either. ]

i'm def gonna put up one either tonight or tomorrow so i'll link ya :D

[whosthemonsternow]

You wanna bet something on this, or just take the ego hit?

[And now she's tempted to try locating some glitter to pack into some snowballs, special just for Frank]

\o/!!

[scoutsniper]

Oh, we're betting something.

[Because manly ego, of course.]

[whosthemonsternow]

What're you willing to lose?

[Because she's sure of herself, and is pretty proud of herself for not making it a sexual bet of some sort- see, she's mature.]

[scoutsniper]

Don't have much to lose. What do you think you want to win?

[Get your hopes up, South. He's gonna splat you with snowballs. ]

[whosthemonsternow]

Could keep it simple, food or something? Don't want to break your bank, though I do eat a lot so.

[Definitely doesn't count as getting hopes up if it's simple facts, she's incredible, obviously]